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Still Believes leprachauns are not Real!
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He river dances naked at night for exercise.
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She enjoys watching others dance naked in the river after hiding their clothes.
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IP dances neked under the stands at football games, soccor matches, bar mitvahs
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She has been arrested for doing naked cartwheels down Broadway in New York City. The arresting officer shook his head. Again, Angie? When will you learn.
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Nicki loves to dress up as a cop and arrest Angie... Though it is usually the bedroom she hauls her off to and not jail!
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Ardent has a fake women's clinic so he can feel up some women. He had been reprimanded many times but he can't help himself.
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Ardent has a fake women's clinic so he can feel up some women. He has been reprimanded many times but he can't help himself.
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Nikki keeps going back to that clinic
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Bailey has been known to steal the badge and take my place at the clinic... smile
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He hides his badge and makes me search all over for it.
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Bailey likes to gather grasshoppers in the mornings and make a protein shake out of them for breakfast.
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Urgh! Trinks, dunno which is worst catching them or drinking their juices.

Trinks keeps her halloween make up on till Easter.
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Bailey actually has 6 toes on both feet, she uses it to her advantage during Halloween......
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Feisty can't count. I have 4 on one feet and 6 on the other. He's forever getting 12 toes.
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Lyfbuz is a strawberry picker in Guatemala, where they don't grow strawbs.
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Trinket is actually a software program that analyzes the stories on Lush and uses artificial intelligence to create new ones. As such she (or it) derives no satisfaction from her (or its) own erotica.
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Jeremiah provided the artificial intelligence to create the software program.
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LB was the cop that arrested me twice. The second time he demanded his handcuffs back.
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Trinket can only surf Lush while sitting on the washing machine.
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Irish isn't irish at all he is a Sicilian mafia hitman.
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NickiC is actually a part time FBI agent slash stripper named candy.
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Lucky is actually a snowman, he types with twigs.
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Kiera's legs are insured with Lloyds of London
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Jason was a rodeo clown for several years
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Nicki is up for the Nobel Peace for negotiating a peace with the Kardasians
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Quote by bifemTerri28
Nicki is up for the Nobel Peace for negotiating a peace with the Kardasians


Whistles as I polish my prize...

Terri likes to dress up as Barney and ride her bike around Des Moines.