Quote by trinket
Good GOD! it's supposed to be an outrageous FACT! try again.
ffs, lighten up!
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ffs, lighten up!
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ffs, lighten up!
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Quote by trinket
My post to you was meant as a joke. Perhaps it is you who should lighten up. Perhaps you could hold off on the cussing until you get to know me.
I don't need to lighten up. I don't hold back for no one
Your's didn't seem a joke, maybe you should of worded it differently. Mine was mean't as a joke, your reply, to me, seemed you took offence! 
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Quote by rushman1uk
I don't need to lighten up. I don't hold back for no one
You, sir, sound like an arrogant, petulant pillock.
Meanwhile, Abigail- She's not really a school girl!!!!! :-O
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Quote by trinket
My post to you was meant as a joke. Perhaps it is you who should lighten up. Maybe hold off on the cussing until you get to know me.
Now, now, let's be pleasant pervs....
Maybe a timeout is needed.... 
My Stories
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
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Jason steals candy from babies and kicks small cute furry animals. He really is a rogue 
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ouch you two. you give cats a bad name. (really they do. they are big cute and cuddly kittens hit by lightening enabling them to chat to us on lush).
Quote by rushman1uk
I don't need to lighten up. I don't hold back for no one
Hey, it is the written word and she doesn't deserve that. She has a dry wonderful sense of humor. Reread it with kindness and you will see the spirit it was meant in. Not bashing you either but that wasn't nice.
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Quote by NickiC
I needed to eat and pay rent. (smile in good humor)
She tried to sell her ponytails for a pair of shoes in Chinatown.
But was arrested for misselling when they realised they weren't tails from actual ponies.
Sells worn underwear on ebay. She didn't wear it.
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NickiC is a retired oil driller from Siberia
My Stories
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
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Curious has this recurring dream of being a woman.
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Rhythmic has since dressed as her post man
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Damn, i thought the postman was brad pitt.
Cherry is the neighbourhood milkman who adds some of his specialty "extracts" he milks from himself.
Cherry is the neighbourhood milkman who adds some of his specialty "extracts" he milks from himself.
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Bailey is a pro-porn leader in her community
My Stories
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
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Curious's real name is jamie deen.
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you know that big Russian mobster on TV (shhh they take that charater from the FBI profile of Baileyass)......... please find me in my concrete shoes
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Bailey is on the run we must protect her at all cost.
Tranq is a karate master in Chile.
And don't you forget it Grasshopper.
lets be honest, If you go into the woods today and never come back, it is mountain man NickiC who has abducted you (But like all her/his victims you won't ever want to be found)
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Tranquil owns a brothel in downtown Venezuela, woman's loaded and no longer charges for her service's, she likes to dominate midgets and can do so now for free. Im thinking of tapping her for a loan, or applying for a job, I've not yet decided.
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx