Wardog is in fact the mother of two
Maisie is ONE of them and Willful is the other! (A TWOFER!)
Maisie is actually the father of 4 and moved to back to Gambia and his 3 actual wives to avoid paying child maintenance for them since they were born out of wedlock to a former nun called Mary.
Edit.... Dammit Wardog ur just too damn fast you're Mary lol the former nun and mother of Maisie's kids. Maisies real name is Eliger
KK actually hates tea, she drowns it in milk so that she can keep up the whole British love tea facade
KK always wears her thongs backwards
In addition to her listing with the British Navy Kiera has applied for that same status with every other Nato nation!
Wardog once mooned the duke of Edinburgh while he was on vacation in Budapest
Kiera fronted the Russian band Pussy Riot and it was only after she left the group that Putin jailed the rest of the band
Jenny can't tell her left shoe from her right.
Keira has a shoe fetish especially 7-9 inch platforms
Bailey has a fetish for playing with 7-9 inch platforms... :0
BAILEY once paid me to have sex]
Simar is a actually a Bollywood superstar
kk gets so excited thinking about Lyfbuz her spelling and verb tenses go to shiite
Buz is actually Emeritus Professor of Misspelling the word "shite" at the University of East Clintwood.
Never turns on the space heater in his igloo, otherwise he'd lose the internet connection
Has been banned from Boston harbor ...too many tea BAG parties!
ouch
thinks the water in WV is just fine after drinking from the Mississippi
hasn't had a drink of water in ten years, and makes ice cubes from vodka just to avoid it!
(that's why they make coors light, aka wet air...)
wonders how they get the mud bugs so big in Maine
While banned from Boston harbor is STILL listed by the US Navy as "a friendly port". (Running for cover now!)
hello sailor....
The only wood he gets is in his avatar
Just Jenny is really a bearded gator wrestler in a Louisiana bayou.
Nicki, is a very quiet and straight. She was first kissed at the Jr. Prom
Bill's boat is actually a leaky wooden rowboat with only one oar