Truly does give happy endings.
Curious Is planning to sail around the world in a rubber dinghy
Ardent bought his driver's license from the local tuck shop
Curious only charges $1 for sex
Sheri hides Pringles in her sock drawer.
After expending all of the ordinance on his Harrier jet, he landed the plane and climbed out and choked the enemy to death with his bare hands.
He once poured beef broth on his genrtalia to get licked by a dog.
Her left eye is permanently dilated from masturbating too much.
She was very friendly with her mailman Ken. It was strange that she moved from Alaska to Florida and she still has the same mailman. Hmmmmmm
Chanel is negotiating to fight Ronda Rousey for her UFC title.
Jeremiah paid $60,000.00 for a cigar once chewed on by Clint...
Once dated Snooki, couldn't get to first base!
left her girlfriend in bed,cause he had to get a smoke
Was once commanded to remove his hands from his pockets. He obeyed and his jeans fell to his knees bringing a hush over the crowd at the sight of his extraordinary prowess.
Puppy has a live cam show... He chases bones in the nude and performs fellatio on himself.
He's got quite a following and is even sponsored by Purina Dog Chow.
Way to go PupPup ( that's his porn name )
One time at a New Years Eve party Soleil....never mind
One time at a stripper's house in the hills Soleil...never mind
One time at a neighborhood bar Soleil...never mind
One time at a tattoo parlor Soleil got a funny tattoo that is rarely seen but always enjoyed by those who have the pleasure of seeing it.
Ginger once had a dream where her world was invaded with little black boxes.
Ginger and Kiera are actually my golfing buddies Pete and Bill and they think you guys are HILARIOUS!
Wardog was known as "Two Beer" in the service... drinks one, spills the other
When Jenny was student she stole a other girls panties and sold them on ebay