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Tranq is exactly Elvis Costello's personal assistant named Binky


Shh I thought that was a secret Boss?
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Tranquil lost track of her holidays and wondered why no one came to her door for candy on New Year's Eve.


Says the man who wears a animal's head on his own

The reason Jeremiahbull doesn't show his face on Lush is because he is actual....wait for it.....wait for it.... Nicola lol
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Says the man who wears a animal's head on his own

The reason Jeremiahbull doesn't show his face on Lush is because he is actual....wait for it.....wait for it.... Nicola lol


Damn...how did you find out?

When you have sex with Tranquil...you have been...tranquilized
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Damn...how did you find out?

When you have sex with Tranquil...you have been...tranquilized



I actual thought you would have me up for being so lame in my response. lol

Yes Tranquillised with the best sexy in your life you could ever possibly dream of.

Jeremiah is the true life Rambo, He doesn't say more the 8 words in 3 hours but his body sure makes up the discussions
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darn double not triple post
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sorry people for the triple post
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I actual thought you would have me up for being so lame in my response. lol

Yes Tranquillised with the best sexy in your life you could ever possibly dream of.

Jeremiah is the true life Rambo, He doesn't say more the 8 words in 3 hours but his body sure makes up the discussions


Jeremiah = Nicola
Jeremiah = Rambo
Therefore
Nicola is really Rambo...or is Rambo really Nicola?
Wait Rambo and Nicola are both really Tranquil.
So when Rambo fucks Nicola..Tranquil is masturbating.
Where is this going?
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Tranq was a hit woman for the Italian mafia in Sicily and is hiding out on the Gold Coast pretending to be a chef in a vegan cafe.
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Jeremiah = Nicola
Jeremiah = Rambo
Therefore
Nicola is really Rambo...or is Rambo really Nicola?
Wait Rambo and Nicola are both really Tranquil.
So when Rambo fucks Nicola..Tranquil is masturbating.
Where is this going?


But if i am both Rambo and Tranquil doesn't that not lead on that I am Jeremiahbull too? Oh dear this is very confusing.

Proof jeremiahbull is a tongue twisting expert (Girls we are lucky to enjoy him aren't we).
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Tranq was a hit woman for the Italian mafia in Sicily and is hiding out on the Gold Coast pretending to be a chef in a vegan cafe.


NickC is on my hitless. so let us leave her with the impression i am in Aussie, that way i can creep up sneakily .
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But if i am both Rambo and Tranquil doesn't that not lead on that I am Jeremiahbull too? Oh dear this is very confusing.

Proof jeremiahbull is a tongue twisting expert (Girls we are lucky to enjoy him aren't we).


Speaking of tongue twisting...if you haven't already I strongly urge you to read The Devil Went Down on Georgia. [apologies for shameless self promotion!]

Tranquil is able to cause fellow posters to act as if they have been tranquilized...wait...I redefined tranquilized...I guess the effect is the same!
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Something in her accent...a little...She G'Days too much and she doesn't know much about Perth. Hmmmm.

No, she really is deadly. Kicked some poor man to near death in Palermo with her special steel toed boots. Deadly I say. Deadly.
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Nicki is heading to the North Shore to catch some big waves at Waimea Bay
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PSSSH... that was a secret J

We will meet you and Sole there
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Aragon does not have dark hair and eyes. He is blond and blue eyed.
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Bailey is actually a Florida rock and roll minister who is never without a bottle of Jack close by... smile
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ardent is always thought of as a gentleman, but always complains about is hand being sore
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Popyour cheery owns the most exquist cherry farm , you can find them r equally famous popyourcheery online store
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Tranquil wakes up on my couch too often I am going to get in trouble....
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No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken

That Special Evening
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Doesn't it say something about curious that it is only his couch i wake up on?
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Oh No my sweet Kiera, you won't have me buying shares into your marlboro co. I don't touch the stuff, high on life as it were. But i hear you are doing well in many states.
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Once had to write her name on her panties with a sharpie marker so she could pick them out of the pile later.
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Rod had a panic attack when Susan Boyle made a pass at him I had to hand him a paper bag. I thought he was gonna breath into it but instead he shoved it over her head. Cant blame the poor man though truth be told she is pig ugly, even if she does have a voice like an angel

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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Rod had a panic attack when Susan Boyle made a pass at him I had to hand him a paper bag. I thought he was gonna breath into it but instead he shoved it over her head. Cant blame the poor man though truth be told she is pig ugly, even if she does have a voice like an angel




Don't judge me...

KK had a brief relationship with the former president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, but had to break it off because she just towered over him and it was uncomfortable.
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Kiera was the inspiration behind Jim Hanson's Miss Piggy. not for her find body traits but for her demanding diva charactistics
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It's Tranquil's birthday today - her 321st one, being one of the escapees of the Salem Witch Trials.x
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It's Tranquil's birthday today - her 321st one, being one of the escapees of the Salem Witch Trials.x

care my dear, a secret like that out could cause a hex to decend apon you. oh wait the salem witch trials where more about money grabbing land grabbing, adultery slagging. lol few your safe

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