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Actually Bill is understandably mistaken Maisie works in the "Bald Kitty Book Store" for Kiera and helps out with the crap game. What Kiera doesn't know is that Maisie brings her own loaded dice!
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Masie butterfly tattoo is her 5th attempt at the saloon. She usually chickens out before she goes through the door.
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Kiera is actual 5'10" and awkward about her height (but still wears 5" heels)
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Jenny is actually a politician who uses lush to gauge public opinion, regarding policies, well thats what she said when she had me strapped to chair interrogating me
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Maisie is actually a spinster from Leeds who gathers information on people here for the Church of England's register of bad people.
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Kiera takes snuff and blew the windows out of her house sneezing
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Maisie is actually George Foreman!

MUSHY PEAS ? Those are refritos! Ya wana bita my brownie?
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kk has finally learned to love eating pussy. in related news: all her neighbors are complaining about missing cats




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Ginger's diet consists primarily of "cow pies"!
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Wardog was actually a 4F - likes to dress up and pretend he was a WAAC
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See the avatar. .uh huh, THAT's the REAL ""Jason"
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He once received non-judicial punishment for jumping on an Admirals desk and masturbating while singing "Anchors Away"
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he was taken to jail for touching a lady police officer and punished by slapping his balls
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The person above can not pee standing up
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The person above just was stuck on the toilet seat due to childish prank with super glue by her niece/nephew
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KK has such a hard time having an orgasm, even a grinder cant get her off...



Hiya KK
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KK has such a hard time having an orgasm, even a grinder cant get her off...

Hiya KK
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am just doesn't know the right tool to get kk off


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AM has decided its his dream to learn to surf, so is taking surfing lessons from Ginger. Problem is he doesn't actually know how to swim so she has had to improvise

Hey babes




EDIT...Hey My Ginger Still too fast for me I see.

Ginger was arrested by AM for stealing shopping trollies, she would have made a clean get away had she not been arsing about and knocked herself out

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Ginger and KK take surfing to a whole new level... Is that vanilla ice cream???
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Was recently inducted into the International Vibrator Hall of Fame
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HotTRodg had a group orgy last night
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Simarkanpur enjoys sitting in a ice bath while watching the cooking channel. (have not clue why).
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Tranq is exactly Elvis Costello's personal assistant named Binky
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Tranquil lost track of her holidays and wondered why no one came to her door for candy on New Year's Eve.