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lafayettemister
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The sounds of Spongebob Squarepants' laugh makes Lola have spontaneous orgasms.



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
simar
The Engineer
well she was my mistress as a crossdresser and you wouldn't believe what all she had me train with
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(You guys are getting good and outrageous... Off the wall. These have been fun to read. )


Simarkanpur is Lady Gaga's fashion designer.
sexyjoeman
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Ken is the name of her brother and her father
LusciousLola
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Joe, avid cook and lover of fresh ingriedients, is the real author of:
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lusciousLola escaped to the Island of Tranquility in an attempt to stop the noises in her head...... to be continued....
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Trinket is totally a vampire. She's been alive for thousands of years.
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Kal-El85 grows magic mushrooms hydroponically inside his wardrobe, in which he keeps a light on 24/7.
simar
The Engineer
Trinket was my mistress the past weekend,actually my real mistress pimped me out to her!!!! well trinket she said u owe us 500 dollars plus fun!!!
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Kiera actually started life as Kevin, but after a nasty accident with a penknife when aged 18, well you can guess the rest
simar
The Engineer
Her real name isn;t rosie,its just a stage name she has taken up when she performs in the clubs with me in las vegas(i hope u understand what kind of clubs)
Unknown User
Sim is from a world far, far away... Doubles for Princess Padmé Amidala when the dark side looks for her...
simar
The Engineer
Well ardentmale is an assassin sent to kill me through time cause in future i lead the revolution of LGBT
LusciousLola
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Having been rejected from the porn industry, he has decided to star and produce himself in a clown masturbation video.
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Lola is Sim's makeup artist and costumer... She has been trying really hard to get it right... The producer is trying his best to keep his patience with her decisions... smile
LusciousLola
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Ardentmale was so concerned about his once thick, but now thining eyebrows, that he got hair plugs. Problem is they used his pubes and now his eyebrows are bushier than Albert Einsteins.
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Lola was at the Olympics "training" the athletes for some events that weren't on the program...
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Seeker4 is on the IUCN Red List of threatened species.
Unknown User
Emily inadvertently drove over the last mating female for Seeker!! :/
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John runs the New York marathon naked every year, he is most disappointed that no one has noticed
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Seems no one notices me as I am chasing after naked bobbie and they are all captivated with her... smile
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John strips me naked and gives me 100 metres start, says it helps with his times, plays havoc with mine because I run slower so he can catch me
Kiera
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Bobbie isn't being entirely truthful here. John AKA AM is actually her live in nurse, he is getting on in years so needs the 100m run up to reach pushing speeds of 2mph.

Bobbies put on a pound or 2 since loosing her legs in a freak accident, involving a skateboard, a dustbin, a remote control Aston Martin and man driving said (stolen)Aston Martin like a lunatic who calls himself The Stig who turns out to be a scouser called Carl who just steals anything....including people legs
The Duchess of Tart

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HotRodG
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KK was convicted of assault after kicking David Moyes in the dick after Man U defeated Arsenal.
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Rod was convicted of holding David Moyes down so KK could kick him... Unfortunately KK missed a few times and Rod limped his way to jail... :/


Oh and KK??? Getting on in years??? Saying I am old???... I see how it is... :P
HotRodG
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Appeared on an episode of Maury Povich to discuss his fetish. Juan enjoys sneaking into the Whispering Pines Retirement home where he dances the forbidden dance to seduce the female senior citizens.

And, for the record, my conviction for holding David Moyes down so KK could kick him is on appeal.
HotRodG
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Actually, it is KK who won the All-England Midget Tossing Championship
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HotRod really looks like Bart Simpson