When Tubby finally finished that sandwich, it was too much for the boat and it sunk.
Trinket's side job is playing the Easter Bunny at the mall
kiera teases me every night i that dress,and makes me cum
Ginger, have you been drinking again, you have the story reversed!!!
hahaha, hope your weekend is going well
Kiera milked an Ocelot the make cheese for the snowman's crackers.
Just prior to his Care of Magical Creatures class, he took Hermione Granger into a closet for a quickie and pulled a groin muscle.
He is the newest and proudest employee of Trojan modeling their new line of PeeWee condoms. He'll be touring the country boasting about their new relaxed, comfort fit
Richard has a bigger gut than mine
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
Tubby is a medical miracle, not overweight! If all remains healthy he'll give birth to a 32 lb. bouncing baby boy! Now, don't you guys feel silly?! Cigars all around!
Lol!
Kiera has lovingly decided to raise our gargantuan love child.
When I wanted to do some figging with fresh ginger, she told me to go grocery store and leave her alone.9Np8e7XumNLC61Aq
LMAO!! Ginger! Reminds me... gotta take my vitamins!
LusciousLola mistakenly used her plug-in vibe in the bathtub
Hiddentalent's Hidden Talent is to mind control porcupines.
He was inexplicably attacked by my spiky minions while downloading Emma Watson pics. The target was his genitals. (I would rather have feathers on mine!)
Kiera killed Superman... I'll let her give you the details. I'll just say that a part of her anatomy is made of kryptonite and Superman should have worn a lead condom. Ok, I've said too much already...
10 hours, 37 minutes and 16 seconds...that is the new masturbation world record that HT set during one boring day. The record is even more impressive considering he was at work while setting the record.
Well done!
High fives all around! Well... let me get some Purell first...And I got some overtime at work too!
Rod faithfully stayed with me the whole time chanting, "dead puppies, dead puppies...grandma in a thong, grandma in a thong... me, me..."
(Unfortunately, SensualLady popped in my head and...well...TIME!!)
ht was stripped of his record. seems wearing a vibrating butt plug is considered performance enhancing and therefore not allowed.
Ginger has 3 vaginas... a true triple threat
well i didn't say penis
