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Not many people are aware of this but roses is the person who became stuck on the airliner lavatory in the infamous Delta 1327 flight. The flight had to be diverted to Albuquerque where she was pried from the seat by airport rescue personnel.
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Rod's real name is Muriel and he/she is a dab hand with a hula hoop.



LOL That is wrong on so many levels...

KK and Muriel have been dating ever since they met at the Man U match and Muriel struck up a conversation complimenting KK on her Man U jersey and cap.
KK wears a foil hat to keep the aliens from stealing her thoughts... and the FBI from stealing all her secrets...

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LOL That is wrong on so many levels...

KK and Muriel have been dating ever since they met at the Man U match and Muriel struck up a conversation complimenting KK on her Man U jersey and cap.


WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOO NEVER EVER EVER THATS TANTAMOUNT TO TREASON ID NEVER POSSESS SUCH A THING

AM likes to play the skipping rope whilst wearing a kilt and a sparking man thong in the shade of silver
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Kiera ran the London marathon wearing only lingerie
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
Tubby collected his body hair shavings, had yarn made from it and commissioned someone to knit a sweater out of it which he proudly wears.
don't believe her...chanel is really 18


ginger uses her hungry sweet sexy eyes to get guys into her pans and then she makes them her slave for eternity
Sim has been a slave of Ginger's for several years now... And he loves every minute of it...
AM has been a slave of mine for 10 years. I keep selling him but they keep bringing him back for a refund.
trinket is known in some circles for selling defective slaves and charging a re-training fee which she deducts from any refunds.
Puppy is actually a kitten with ambition
Every time Rosiem gets a haircut she takes the hair home and buries it in the back garden, hoping to grow a hair tree.
trinket is actually is a genie who tricked me into this world of crossdressing
Sim is always borrowing my genie costume.
KK was the inspiration for the one hit wonder, Divinyls, and there 1991 hit song, "I Touch Myself"
Hot Rod claims to be a man but he is actually women,with the rod being u know his prosthetic tool
Not only does Sim borrow my genie costume, she broke into my house one night to steal the shoes that match
Trinket really is a genie and that's why she's mad the costume was stolen. Some of her "mojo" went with it.
Seeker is preparing to teach a class at the university. The course, The Phallus, will explore the role of this part of the male body in society.
actually thinks it's his turn to sleep with kk.. no way jose
Once, while kissing, Ginger kissed KK in such a way as to cause a dramatic reduction in pressure in KK's mouth, causing KK's eardrum to rupture.
Kiera is actually British Actress Vanessa Redgrave who, for obvious reasons, has to use a cover profile. By the way, I loved you in Mission Impossible.
KK has had numerous affairs with prominent world leaders including, Kim Jung Un of North Korea and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran.
HRG really rides a scooter.