Kiera was arrested for Muffin The Mule.........?
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Jacking off is Jolly's favourite time spent in the world.
has 3 nipples...on his back
His hiddentalent is hammering nails into his nose!
Rose to have a troop of performing fleas, but this all came to an end when she left the box open by a dog pound
Rosie can recite the alphabet in one long burp
KK is secretly a MC Hammer impersonator trying to find an agent to represent her
HT123 is actually a fraud. He's an impersonator of the REAL HT. HiddenTalent, my friend and almost best friend. Just because he has 123 at the end of his name, doesn't mean he has any more hidden talent.
Allie once starred in a porn version of Anna Karenina
Cake was in the corner watching and being naughty.
Allie really uses her biology knowledge to make clones of herself then sends them out in the world.
Ms K came second in last year's UK Drag Queen competition.
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
Peter is really TinkyWinky
Kiera wants me to ride her all day....
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
He pinched Kiera's chocolate.
Frank used to think he was the world's greatest lover, till he discovered his girlfriend had Asthma
Rosie always wears crotchless knickers, to save time when she meets her friends.
Frank is the Godfather of the Yorkshire Mafia, in fact he is Father of most of the children in his hometown.
Last time Kiera went for all over waxing they had to bring gardener with lawn mower to cut it to manageable length first