Ah Chatty, do the Lushy people here know of your keen sense of smell? its really rather incredible, you can be wondering down the street and suddenly Chat is there sniffing your butt and tell you what you have eaten in the last 24 hours. I tell you Never ever gets it wrong. he even knew of the chewing gum chewed but not swallowed.
Its a Talent.
Chatnstroke went for the Big OE (overseas experience) but found many of the european countries denied him entrance due to his passport photo only being of his naked body. Custom officers refused to let his strip to prove he is whom he is. something to do with "Not in their job description " and the PSTD it has caused in visited country officials.
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I read about in a Penthouse Forum article... didn't play out as I had hoped...
Tranquil can drink a bottle of bubble soap and... on demand... make bubbles come out of her butt... and can do it in all different sizes and types... a series of little ones... or a great big one... long shapes or round... and on certain days she can even produce bubbles inside of bubbles... best thing is... when the bubble pops... it smells nice... except on days she's had baked beans... then you best not be around.
Just call me Bubble cheeks.
Our talented Chatnstroke is the infamous cat thief of all times. only thing is he thought he was honestly meant to steel cats (it never entered his mind to take jewellery).
I am a sucker for the literal sometimes...
Careful you don't fall for this party game bet if Tranquil is around... just by looking at a guy, she can (within plus or minus 3) tell how many nose hairs he has - worst part about the wager is verifying it... one pluck at a time... but believe you me... she always gets it right.
It helps being so short. lol
Our beloved Chatnstroke is addicted to swimming in the nude every night, only thing is he hasn't a pool of his own, so in dark when you hear splashing coming from your back yard, you know who it is. (a heads up not only addicted but also over excited about the fact, you may want to clean your pool filter afterwards).
Its not the only strip I enjoy to lick.
Chatnstroke is a marvellous dartsman. He can hit a bullseye from 20 feet. I have been told (rumour really) that he can do the same when he ejaculates too.
They sure do enjoy that ride.
Oh Chatnstroke, our time tonight must come to an end but I do hope we can do this again.
Our Chatnstroke is a poet did you know, While he pushes inside his sexual partner of the day, he will quote a poem to remember this perfect time. so if you are ever the lucky person do remember to write it down. you will be blessed when you re-read it for it will glorify you in every way.
chatnstroke collects Japanese fighting fish.
Christina keeps Chinese fighting crabs
Bobbie once held the world record for eating the most lemons in under 5 minutes (37).
christina wanted to become a nun until she realized that nuns are celibate
Ginger has not washed those jeans and top since 5/4/12.....hi ginger!!
Ann only has one arm, as you can see, because she lost her left arm in the tragic Alligator Incident of 2011. She did win the fight, though.
Porgy's Dick sadly suffered the same fate as Ann's arm in the tragic Alligator Incident of 2011
Ouch I am zoo srry to hear about that Porgy.
Beautiful Kiera loves writing Kiss and Tell books. She is so infamous that now men have her photo in all male toliets worldwide hopping to save at least one mans face .
You know the man on the bus in the back, who watches the young girls and yanks on him tack (Shh i didn't identify him as such but the man above enjoys it very much)
lmao 5foot 2 here. lol Always loved a tall man.
when i moved in next door i was curious about why the house across the road would have so many chairs out front. it wasn't until saturday did I understand as the owners would sell tickets and set up a food stand. for chatnstroke did enjoy to mow his laws naked for all to enjoy.
Tranq. enjoys nude snow skiing in the "Southern Alps" of New Zealand
Asleep you naught old Fellow, dancing the salsa in bermuda shorts in the midst of winter will always land you in the hospital. honest, you only have to ask and i would meet you in sunny france.
lol... 6' 3" here.. just sayin lol... and naked lawn mowing cuts down on the laundry
Tranquil does over 1,000 kegels a day - certainly many benefits but one party trick from those exercises is her ability to insert a ping pong ball and win every time at beer pong...
