Oh i once saw a woman smoke a cigarette with her......
As party trick goes it is very hard to play beer pong when you have been barred.
Chatnstroke has kept all of his school awards. they wallpaper his parents bedroom as they are so proud of him. especially for the one he got for not drowning in the toddler pool at age ten.
I'm happy to paint your toes any day too.
You are fun to spend time will and it is sad to say goodbye for another day.
ChatnStroke is the man every woman wants but never gets and every mans secretly wishes to appear in their christmas stocking. If you get a chance to spend some time with him. I know you will have a Ball or two and a jolly good time
Stay sexy
Chatty is the guy who faked his own death to get out of paying his cell phone bill
Shiloh sells her used panties on the internet
Maebee fines Shilohlee's panties are just to cheap so she buys most of them, has a good sniff to resells at twice the price
Tranquil's panties have a special lining to help with her flatulence problem - when she farts, the fart goes through the lining which turns the odor from an awful one to scented flowery aroma. It used to be that nobody wanted her around when she was having her farting issues - but now... it is a welcome occurrence as she can make an entire room smell so good.
Why thank you for the glowing report. lol
Chatnstroke is a very serious kind of bloke, he will chase a person whom have littered and ensure they not only fix there menacing ways but also lick the public toilets clean for punishment
Littering is a crime against humanity...
Tranquil can pull an amazing stunt with a friend of hers who has a sports car with a sun roof... with the sun roof open, her friend drives straight at her as Tranquil stands facing it wearing a skirt withing nothing on underneath... she then times a leap that sends her right into the sun roof opening, ass facing up and to the back... effectively mooning whoever might be driving behind her friend...
And what a beautiful butt it is, beeping with applause is always assure.
Chatnstroke oh wait that was Readnstroke loves to tease, especially hair. he has a habit of catching trains and grabbing people tying them down long enough for him to tease their hair to solidly standing all day long. (Most have had to shave it off).
Chatty was born with one ass cheek, doctors had to go in and surgically separate it forming two individual cheeks. He has to wear the thong to make sure they don't grow back together.
Does daily stretching exercises to retain that 5' 2 *1/2* height. And she's hoping it will stretch to *3/4*
he's not really sleeping, he's playing possum and spying on you at all times
Ginger likes to join me Skunk hunting so that we can throw conkers at them, make them spray and collect the stench to bottle up and sell them to the government to help in the fight against IS.
Shh Now I didn't tell you but Kiera is serial about cereal. her panty has every single type ever made but the funniest thing is none of the boxes or bags are open
OMG how could you share that. Now no one will want to read that last line.
Chatnstroke is terrified of woman whom get paid for sex. yup he sees one on the street, squeals like a little girl and runs as fast as possible the opposite direction
I offen see my brands in Chatnstrokes shirt pocket.
Our beloved here has a wonder habit of running up to girls and nipping their earlobes. if they don't squeal to much, he ensures they go on the ChatnStroke List for guys with the same preference.
He enjoys playing with his toys while sitting in a paddling pool during a full moon waiting for his goddess to cum. Yeah she forgot to tell him she prefers the new moon, or did she?
I always get the moons mixed up...
Tranquil is the unofficial record holder for fastest tassel spinning with a speed of 64 miles per hour.
Chatnstroke ownes a Nappa vineyard. He is so successful with his wines especially his cum as you may rosa
While you may know Tranquil as a demure Lush author.....her alter ego is a wrestling WWE Diva otherwise known as Lacey Lushbottom.
Movingon's name isn't about moving on from a relationship or starting a new career. No Moving On owns a luxury moving company. But he isn't one to bath in his riches , he is still the joe who comes in and packs your gear (Especially girls your underwear). No guarantees that all will reach destination though.
