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Aha... you found this thread too... cool

There are so many outrageous facts about Mysteria... let's pick one for now - it's a little known one - and something she doesn't like to brag about but is quite remarkable... she can play a pretty mean game of tennis while "holding" the racket with her ass.

You might wonder how this came about... need to go back years ago when she was an aspiring tennis pro and had made the finals of a key tournament. Unfortunately, the day before she had an accident that broke both her arms - she just couldn't bring herself to forfeit but was at a loss to how she could play.

Despite her double cast situation, that night she and her SO were enjoying some anal sex when a light bulb went off... She took her racket and rigged a butt plug on the handle to keep it secure and practiced throughout the night. While she lost the match the next day, it was amazing to see her out there giving it her all :)

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Omg....this is hysterical

Chatty's line of aloe cream for his ass has become quite a hit. He now has gone into the prostate milking business. With all his experience from gang bangs he found out that he gets very excited when people rub his prostate while blowing him.

He has come up with a device that attaches to his anus while receiving head. It milks his prostate which makes him blow enormous loads of come. It is a really cute little device. It's only $449.00 USD.

With the upcoming holidays if you buy the device you get a 1 year supply of Astroglide free.

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Too funny - and quite factual as I do enjoy that and AstroGlide is my favorite lube lol...

Mysteria does about 8 hours of kegels every day. The benefits are numerous certainly but there is one outcome from doing so many that was unexpected - it is both amazing and funny. When she sneezes during sex, the strength from so many kegels causes an involuntary reaction you gotta see to believe. If she is in a cowgirl position, upon sneezing her vaginal muscles spasm so hard it throws her into the air and often to the floor. If her SO is in a missionary position when it happens, he gets propelled off the bed

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This is too much....

Chatty found an ad in a magazine where you can grow your cock. Now you have to do all these stretching exercises 3 times a day. But, they claim you can grow 1 inch to your penis in a month. Chatty is stretching his cock more then three times a day. He is so excited and after one month he actually grew 3 inches.

Jesus, chatty you were only supposed to tug on it 3 times a day. You must have been doing it like 100 times a day....

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lol... yes but it's working - and I am now moving on to the exercises involving hanging weights for an extended period of time... lol

Mysteria really loves baseball - so much so that she enjoys queefing the entirety of "Take me out to the ballgame" - in perfect harmony and quite loudly. If you didn't know it, you would think it was a solo trumpet version of the song

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So funny...

Chatty loves to eat chocolate...but when he eats it his cock gets very itchy and he won't give up eating the candy. He will go to his refrigerator to get that yogurt and rub it all over his cock. It's very soothing this yogurt. But of course it's a lubricant too and chatty gets excited and starts jerking his cock...eats chocolate...cock itches...more yogurt cock settles. He does this all night.

Then he gets a headache and he can't remember if the chocolate makes his cock feel good or the damn yogurt so he does both and gets hives...poor chatty...

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lol... Yes - the over-stimulation gets me confused easily

Mysteria also has a bit of a food reaction issue... whenever she eats or even gets near carrots, her clit swells to the size of... well the size of a carrot. This can add some fun to the bedroom - but it is a bit awkward for her when it happens in public settings :)

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Mysteria is the real reason Pope Benedict has resigned...she took his virginity during his taking her multiple confessions.

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Years ago Mysteria swallowed a bullet vibrator. Thankfully no choking resulted. It ended up getting deep inside her to just above her pussy. Doctors have been unable to remove it but say it is safe. Amazingly because of her bodily fluids the battery still works and it is permanently on. So... yes it means she has a vibrating pussy. Now that is amazing!

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So funny...lol

Chatty loves to masturbate and has a video game. He wears some helmet on his head while he's jerking his cock. All these strange images show in the game. I'm not too sure what the images are but he comes every two minutes. His dick gets hard and then he comes and gets hard.

Nobody knows what the hell this game is. He likes to edge but whatever he's watching isn't allowing this anymore. In fact, he is so engaged with this he never leaves his house. His wife is tired of telling him to get up and go to work. Hopefully he'll put this game away soon...

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lol... yes the video game is called the Milkometer - it is psychedelically erotic

Mysteria can do something pretty amazing with her tongue - which she had tattooed with an image of a dollar bill... she can stick her tongue in the money slot of a vending machine - tricking it to think an actual dollar was inserted. She has such a quick tongue she can zip it out quickly without the machine noticing. She doesn't know it but... some of the machine makers are on to her trick and are working on a way to catch her tongue - so if you come across a women with her tongue stuck in a vending machine, you'll now who it is :)

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Omg...so funny....


Chatty loves to go to the movies. Sometimes he will take his cock out and start stroking it. He was at a movie and thought he was alone but he was actually on pranked on MTV....unfortunately, his whole stroking session was on television. Now everybody knows he is a serial stroker.

You can buy his video at all the local shops....

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lol... guess I wasn't discrete enough...


Mysteria is the undisputed world record holder of longest distance for propelling ping pong balls from her pussy - her record is currently at 39' 7".

Her goal is to hold every pussy propelling ping pong ball record - and she is now practicing for the record related to best aim...

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That is hysterical......

Chatty has become a teacher and is working at the schools. He has been giving all the kids bad grades and their mothers come in for their conferences. Chatty has been fucking all the mothers and then giving their children A's. He has become quite popular with all the parents and even the PTA.

Chatty has an enormous cock and is making all the women very happy. He loves his job. Not so much for teaching the kids but for fucking their mothers.

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lol... and I base the grade increase on how well the mother pleasures me

Mysteria owns another interesting world record... longest bike ride while sitting on a vibrating bicycle seat... She went non-stop for 4 days, 9 hours and 27 minutes - likely would have gone much longer but all the juices dripping down from her repeated orgasms finally caused the bike chain to get tangled.

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Megis took the Art industry by storm with her paper mache cocks.

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Chatty loves to wrap himself in seaweed he has found this is very soothing and relaxing and provides comfort to his aching body.

Although he has many toxins in his body and the seaweed was starting to suffocate his cock and it became very painful.

He still loved the smooth and soft skin that it provided and just clenched his jaw with the psi to his cock. He did get used to it over time.

Really just like blue balls....

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lol... I'm now packing my cock in mud before applying the seaweed and it is working wonders

Mysteria has incredible flexibility - and she has a very long tongue... what it allows her to do is something absolutely amazing... she can get into an extreme back bend handstand... the back of her head ends up under her ass. With her SO fucking her, she can tilt her head all the way back and with her tongue she can lick up to his balls or rim herself...

Here she is before tilting her head back to lick upwards :)

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That's hysterical....

Chatty has figured out how to suck his own cock. He gets on his back and puts his legs over his head and is able to suck his cock. He also can milk his own prostate while he rubs and massages his prostate.

He was doing this one day. His wife was having her bible study lunch group over and one of the ladies had to use the bathroom and went thru the wrong door and saw chatty in this compromising position. She was mortified and turned 2 shades of red.

Chatty asked her not to tell anybody and offered to lick her pussy. She agreed. He licked her pussy for a few minutes but she put him into a headlock and demanded he eat her for a few hours. He was at her mercy.

He didn't want his wife to find out about sucking his own cock so he licked this woman for hours. She got so excited and gave chatty a golden shower. He really loved it. He made a date with this woman to come over once a week so he could lick her pussy and pee in his face.

Please don't tell his wife that he has this fetish...

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lol... oh my... I am simply speechless lol...

Mysteria can make herself squirt in less than 5 seconds. When she was on the dating scene... she liked to frequent night clubs - and she would go out in a mini-skirt with no panties. She would scope out the hot guys... and when she spotted one she liked she would make use of her instant squirting by approaching the guy - wouldn't say a word but standing close in front of him, she'd pull up her mini skirt... rub her pussy and squirt on him. She did this mainly as a way to mark her territory - scare off the other women who might be interested in that guy

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So funny...

Chatty loves to eat gum drops. He also loves for his wife to throw the gum drops at him when he is masturbating. They kind of stick to him like suction cups and feels nice when he's rubbing one out. She gets excited too and sometimes they will sit in front of each other and masturbate while throwing gum drops at each other.

It's highly erotic for them...

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Chatnstroke is actually the most introverted and shy person you could ever wish to meet. Rather than have you looking at his face, he turns away and buries it as deep as possible into the nearest corner, or kk's bust, which ever is the closest (usually kk's bust!! As she mothers him a little). If you ever saw his face you would know why he hides it, and believe it or not his arse is actually better then his face!!!!