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Chatty Loves to play with peanut butter and chocolate. He rubs the peanut butter all over himself and his wife throws chocolate kisses at him.

They have found this is very hot and sexy foreplay for the two of them.

It makes chatty very hard and then they have a good ole time...

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lol... maybe I should try that

Mysteria is able to do something I don't think anyone else can do... at least safely and perfectly. Years ago she was an elite gymnast - and she still can do many of the moves. The most outrageous... is with her SO laying on his back... she gets into a handstand right over his cock so she can blow him... then... and this has to be seen to be believed - from the handstand position she pushes herself up... flips in midair... and lands on him in a cowgirl position with his cock in her - it is truly amazing :)

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So funny....hahhahah

Chatty loves to listen to his ipod. He found some device that wraps around his cock and when the music hits the base on the ipod, it sends surges to the device and starts to squeeze his cock. Then it starts to vibrate to the music. It is so exciting that Chatty loses his mind. He comes immediately.

He likes to edge so he basically has to wear the thing the whole day. Lots of good cumming times.......woo hoo!!!

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lol... yes... I now have a musical cock

Mysteria continues to do over 8 hours of kegels everyday - her vaginal strength is becoming more and more amazing... she has now worked in a new twist when having a romantic dinner at home with her SO. She gets nude and with her SO sitting at the table - his food on the plate in front of him - she takes a fork and puts the handle in her pussy - and standing by him, she then, without using her hands or anything other than the fork in her pussy, feeds her SO - after she feeds him all his dinner, she shoots the fork out - and sits down on the edge of the table facing him - spreads her legs as she says with a moan "Dessert time baby" - her SO gladly dives in... it's a hell of dinner and foreplay...

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So funny....

Chatty loves to run in his sprinkler nude. His SO likes to throw jello at him and he gets the craziest erections. She hurries inside to get the rings and they play ring toss on his cock. He is an exhibitionist and gets off by this.

The neighbor Mary saw all of this and she came out and wanted to know if she could play too. His wife said sure. She brought out an edible pen and they made a tic tac toe board on his ass.

Whoever wins gets to rim his ass and jerk his cock. Mary ends up winning...so she does this to him while his SO watches. In the meantime, the cop comes and arrests them again for indecent exposure except it's really not a cop it's shotgun. They then have a foursome all together....

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lol... too funny as I hadn't seen this when I posted in the other thread...

Mysteria has a side job as a fortune teller. She doesn't use a crystal ball or tarot cards or anything like that. She uses her pussy. Let me explain.

When a fortune seeking customer visits her - and while still clothed, Mysteria will interview the person to get to know him or her - she'll ask lots of probing questions until she feels she has enough insight to move onto to the next step. To complete the next step Mysteria gets nude and sits down on the floor with her knees up and legs spread - the customer is seated facing her across the room. In front of Mysteria on the floor is a big poster board.

Mysteria then proceeds to masturbate - as she is feverishly working her pussy and clit she will chant out things she learned during her interview with the customer - the chanting becomes louder and louder as her orgasm builds... and then as she reaches her orgasmic peak, she squirts - shooting her juices out over the poster board on the floor.

Once she gets herself composed, she then picks up the poster board and does an "ink spot" analysis (with the "ink" being her pussy juice). From this analysis she is able to accurately tell her customer their fortune... she does amazing repeat customer business even though not one of her predictions has ever come true.. I wonder why... lol

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Mysteria has amazing musical talent. At the same time and in perfect harmony she can play the flute from her mouth, the saxophone from her pussy and a trumpet from her ass. She performs at various local events under the stage name of Musical Holes

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So funny....

Chatty loves to go camping. When he goes he goes nude. He loves to feel the fresh air on his body.

He loves to masturbate under a tree and think about naughty things. The problem with this was the Girl Scouts were also camping. They had to haul his ass back to jail for indecent exposure. The judge told him if he just blows him for an hour he will release him.

Chatty blows the judge and he releases him...

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Lol... then I go out and get arrested again

Mysteria's pussy is truly amazing. Just yesterday she and a friend were out shopping - when they came back to the car, the car's battery had died. Luckily there were jumper cables in the car but it was late and no other cars were around. No worries though. Mysteria hooked one end of the cable on her clit. The other on the dead battery. She feverishly masturbated. Generating enough "juice" to jump start the dead battery :)

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That was hysterical...lol


Chatty is always looking for new lubricants to try. He masturbates a lot during his day. He thought he had grabbed his favorite astroglide but instead he grabbed the super glue. Unfortunately, his hands got glued to his cock.

Unfortunately he needed to have surgery. It was very painful and his cock and hands are now wrapped up and he cannot masturbate for six months until he heals.

Poor chatty....

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lol... ok... I admit I just got the chills from even thinking about going without for that long lol

Mysteria enjoys going to bingo night - and when she does, she likes to play 36 different cards. Unfortunately, a few weeks ago she suffered a bad injury while having sex on a trampoline... ended up breaking both her wrists. She was quite distraught as it looked like she'd miss many bingo nights but then she came up with an idea - as she recalled that time she had a similar injury but was able to play tennis with the racket in her ass.

For bingo, she had her SO make this long bingo card blotter - he attached a blotter to a modified butt plug with a stick. She puts her 36 bingo cards on the floor of the banquet hall and one of her bingo friend's sticks the device in her ass. With each bingo call, she is able to jump squat from card to card - marking the correct spots. It's amazing to watch - and even more so when she yells out "BINGO!"

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Omg..that was hysterical....



Chatty loves to also play on a trampoline...he loves to jump up and down...his cock likes it too and bounces up and down. He calls it his airing of the fellas.

Sometimes he will stroke too. Drives his neighbors crazy because he sings while he's jumping...he loves that song....I'm too sexy....

All the ladies think he is sexy and they line up to give him head....he does like to do his jumping...but will settle for a few blowjobs instead.

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lol... one of the neighbor women can actually blow me while we are both jumping on the trampoline... it's quite impressive

Mysteria just recently completed what we believe is a first-ever accomplishment for anyone. She traveled the United States and gave a blowjob or cunnilingus to the mayor of every US Capital city.

Some were much more difficult to win over than others... but with her persistence and oral skills, she was able to succeed.

Now why she did it... your guess is as good as mine - but she made a tshirt that she wears most everyday... and she will proudly tell you what it all means...

On the front it says in big letters Mayoral Girl and on the back are all the capitals listed out with checkmarks next to each one :)

Montgomery, Alabama
Juneau, Alaska
Phoenix, Arizona
Little Rock, Arkansas
Sacramento, California
Denver, Colorado
Hartford, Connecticut
Dover, Delaware
Tallahassee, Florida
Atlanta, Georgia
Honolulu, Hawaii
Boise, Idaho
Springfield, Illinois
Indianapolis, Indiana
Des Moines, Iowa
Topeka, Kansas
Frankfort, Kentucky
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Augusta, Maine
Annapolis, Maryland
Boston, Massachusetts
Lansing, Michigan
Saint Paul, Minnesota
Jackson, Mississippi
Jefferson City, Missouri
Helena, Montana
Lincoln, Nebraska
Carson City, Nevada
Concord, New Hampshire
Trenton, New Jersey
Santa Fe, New Mexico
Albany, New York
Raleigh, North Carolina
Bismarck, North Dakota
Columbus, Ohio
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Salem, Oregon
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Providence, Rhode Island
Columbia, South Carolina
Pierre, South Dakota
Nashville, Tennessee
Austin, Texas
Salt Lake City, Utah
Montpelier, Vermont
Richmond, Virginia
Olympia, Washington
Charleston, West Virginia
Madison, Wisconsin
Cheyenne, Wyoming

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Shotgun loves to be a stripper in his part time job.

His whole act is of being a hunter with his gun and then he starts to strip. He really loves it. He loves his gun too. He rarely puts it down.

This is making all the patrons very uneasy. I mean he is nude with his shotgun in his hand.

Who knows what he's thinking...

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lol... it is actually quite brilliant on Shotgun's part as he gets tons of tips because everyone in the club is scared he might use his gun if they don't tip him big lol...

I'm glad Mysteria posted something about a stripper because it reminded me of something... Mysteria has stripper poles in every room in her house - and she is almost continuously on a pole when she is at home. She has gotten so good at working the pole that she installed one in her shower (she showers while doing her moves on the pole) - and she has all her meals (kitchen or dining room) while on a pole.. She basically is able to do everything she does over the course of a day while working a pole. The most challenging activity is when she needs to pee or poop - but to do that she has a pole that is bolted inside the toilet bowl

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So funny....

Chatty loves to go mountain climbing. He loves to climb up very steep mountains. Once at the top he loves to start singing Christmas carols. It is so odd. He even packs reindeer antlers and a red nose and dances high on the mountain top.

One day some children were with their families and they heard this terrible singing echoing all over the mountains. All the animals were running crazily through the land. I think it was chatty's voice that had the animals going bonkers.

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lol... yes... my singing would certainly cause that reaction...

Mysteria's has tuned an interesting ability into a nice profitable side business... For years, she has mastered making snow penis sculptures - which she would make in her front yard every time there was a good snowfall. Her penis sculptures were admired by many - with some even approaching her offering to pay her to make them one. She turned this interest into a small business - and now, she will make a # of them at her house - then has her SO deliver them to customers in his pickup truck.

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Omg...so funny


Chatty has gotten into politics. And he promised at the races that anybody who voted for him he would gladly have sex with. Well the townspeople went crazy with his offer.

Unfortunately with being the new mayor he is also the town escort. He fucks and sucks so much that his cock actually was starting to hurt.

He made all these promises and he made sure to not break them. Now he is rolling in the dough. Only thing was he didn't pay his taxes. It was back to jail for chatty.

His judge friend let him out with good behavior. He just had to get fucked in his ass for 1 week straight by the judge. It was either that or Five years in the pen.

The judge was a very kinky man. Chatty had to do all these things.

Hey, he didn't have to go to jail...he learned to deal with it for one week. He had to get fucked up his ass, be a cross dresser, enjoy golden showers and be cuckold.

At the end of the week. He promised the judge never to be in his court again...