Post an outrageous fact about the person above

30 Mar 2013

projects lyrics on the ceiling as he tends to forget them

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde

31 Mar 2013

All her charms were made public 2 years ago as part of her witness protection plan

31 Mar 2013

Was kicked out of the witness protection program for charming her protectors.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

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31 Mar 2013

Turned down the chance to tour with the Rolling Stones so that he could stay at home and play guitar hero on xbox.

31 Mar 2013

^^^^^ Lies all lies I say!

Goes to the clubs with sunglasses and a cane pretending to be blind in an effort to get lucky with the ladies.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

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1 Apr 2013

Cant play if its too dark his fingers don't know where to go

1 Apr 2013

keeps a collection of hair from her brushes

1 Apr 2013

I s world renowned authority on the uses of old eye liner pencils

1 Apr 2013

Twirls and chews on her hair constantly.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

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1 Apr 2013

Horny really isn't Irish he is actually a Welsh chiropractic with bad hips so he can only wobble

1 Apr 2013

She stole the Queens good silver and pawned it some were in Ohio.

1 Apr 2013

Had no idea until she looked on a map there was a state of Ohio.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

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1 Apr 2013

Had no idea there was such a thing as a map until someone handed him one.

2 Apr 2013

Is flabbergasted because I have just proved thousands of women wrong. I have a map and will use it!

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

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2 Apr 2013

Tears the maps up and uses as note paper.

2 Apr 2013

Was scolded in school for writing an excessive amount of love notes and passing them in class.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

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2 Apr 2013

Was a very unhappy child because he didn't get any love notes in class.

"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner

2 Apr 2013

Was the Class Dunce and forced to wear the big pointy hat and stand in the corner.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

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3 Apr 2013

had a crush on the class dance and wished he could wear the pointy hat

"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner