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Quote by kiera


BLAH semantics lol Lunch/Dinner

Now what kind of half arsed establishment are you running here where one cant even get a simple roast beef dinner on a Sunday?? Don't make me take my business elswhere Cin I've had to bring my own now.


Not my bar babe...I'm a guest here like everyone else.
It's Rosie's name over the door, all complaints should be directed that-a-way.
Quote by Rosiemay


Hey babes sorry about staff (scowls at Cindy) I am afraid she thinks decorum is something you do to apples before you bake them


I don't recall being put on the payroll, sweetie.
As a paying customer I'll expect the same treatment as any of your other punters.Iqw2xoDHrq9yDkiB
Quote by Carl_H
I'll just take my JD an Coke an hide in the corner out the way of Kiera lol (Damn Gunners)



I SHALL NOT GLOAT, I SHALL NOT GLOAT, I SHALL NOT GLOAT AWWWW FUCK IT I SHALL NOT LIE WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO GO ON THE GUNNERS =d> :d/

Champagne Carl??

@ Cin yeah I saw her blaming you, did you know she even lets Yids in here? Carl did you know Rosie lets Yids in here WTF??
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Quote by Syndy


I don't recall being put on the payroll, sweetie.
As a paying customer I'll expect the same treatment as any of your other punters.RX5DVCBw0K18eWDj


Why are you paying Cin?? Just put it on Wars tab that's all I do lol

A song for Carl (Giggles)

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And my latest poem, The Temptation.

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Quote by kiera



I SHALL NOT GLOAT, I SHALL NOT GLOAT, I SHALL NOT GLOAT AWWWW FUCK IT I SHALL NOT LIE WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO GO ON THE GUNNERS =d> :d/

Champagne Carl??

@ Cin yeah I saw her blaming you, did you know she even lets Yids in here? Carl did you know Rosie lets Yids in here WTF??


I don't know what "Yids" are babe...I'm assuming something to do with football.
I'm just gonna grab a J2O...brb
Quote by kiera



I SHALL NOT GLOAT, I SHALL NOT GLOAT, I SHALL NOT GLOAT AWWWW FUCK IT I SHALL NOT LIE WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO GO ON THE GUNNERS =d> :d/

Champagne Carl??

@ Cin yeah I saw her blaming you, did you know she even lets Yids in here? Carl did you know Rosie lets Yids in here WTF??


I let Gooners in I see no difference between North London Clubs

LOL...you football people and your quaint tribal ways. It's like pre-Roman Britain.
Bless.
Quote by kiera



I SHALL NOT GLOAT, I SHALL NOT GLOAT, I SHALL NOT GLOAT AWWWW FUCK IT I SHALL NOT LIE WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO GO ON THE GUNNERS =d> :d/

Champagne Carl??

@ Cin yeah I saw her blaming you, did you know she even lets Yids in here? Carl did you know Rosie lets Yids in here WTF??


LMAO gloat away but before you do what happened last week??? OH YEAH....5-1....5-1....5-1
Hmmm ok then. having cleaned up and restocked for Rosie and Sis once again, I'll be over here at my booth sippin' on another Michelob and hoping one of you will play "Dream Lover" by Bobby Darin for me when you get here.
Thanks Hon, can I get one more and ask you to dance with me again? "Waltz Across Texas" by Ernest Tubb Oh and Rosie, hers is ALWAYS on my tab. (But you KNEW that!)
Well I could do with a drink right now
Quote by Wardog
Thanks Hon, can I get one more and ask you to dance with me again? "Waltz Across Texas" by Ernest Tubb Oh and Rosie, hers is ALWAYS on my tab. (But you KNEW that!)


Kiera's tab has all been transfered to yours JR, you might as well be on payroll as your in here clearing and stocking up. You are appointed, Head Cellarman. I don't want my cellar turned into a dungeon though, go to Sweeney Todd next door he has a good cellar so he tells me.
Quote by markhammer83
Well I could do with a drink right now


You want a pint Mark? I'll put on JR's tab he'll never know lol
First I do you a favor and then wind up with a job.7D0sPqL8iLcH6me3 THEN you put all these limitations on me.BMsddcQ6ZoKPhYkF NEXT you're sticking me with other people's tabs AND, to top it all off you STILL haven't played my damned song! SIS! I'm GONNA spank her butt if this shit continues!
Quote by Wardog
First I do you a favor and then wind up with a job.b917Pg7pB0qJd8aq THEN you put all these limitations on me.shKZGDL5AHC63vJU NEXT you're sticking me with other people's tabs AND, to top it all off you STILL haven't played my damned song! SIS! I'm GONNA spank her butt if this shit continues!


Kiera played yer damned song for yer, look up
Quote by Rosiemay


Kiera played yer damned song for yer, look up


OTHER one! She played the FIRST ONE! Puttin other guys drinks on my bill... job? job? Who the Hell said I wanted a JOB?
thanks for the pint needed that
LAP DANCE?! SURE!
Quote by kiera
Hey anyone fancy a lap dance?? Rosie can I get a pinapple margarita please, GRANDE please its been a busy day.



Rosie's not around babe. She's out gallivanting. Again.
No way to run an establishment...sniffs!

You giving lap dances KK?
(takes wad of notes from purse and sits patiently...)
After mine I'll just sit here and watch...I'm too pooped to move now anyway! But I have a GREAT BIG SMILE!

Hey there Kitten! Glad you showed up to join the party this time! Uh Rosie as always hers is on my tab.SD1OkZlzdPqqSqqm
Quote by kiera
Hey anyone fancy a lap dance?? Rosie can I get a pinapple margarita please, GRANDE please its been a busy day.






oh hell yea! you know i do babes
Your place needs a little promotion Rosie


Yuck! going home for now. can't be here with him
Time for some music