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Quote by simplyjohn
Um .. a pint of lager please? :s


I'll get you a pint John, even though I don't work here
There you go babe.
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I'll second bailey's idea.
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I'll get you a pint John, even though I don't work here
There you go babe.
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I'll second bailey's idea.


This wasn't set up as gender specific thread nor would I want it to be, and babe given your views on OPs threads I am surprised at you seconding that.
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Well...see how some of you are? Enough to make a fella feel down right unappreciated I tell ya. (Head down and pouting, strolls across the room hands behind my back, kicks at dust bunny) Shoot! Nasty ole women anyway, try ta treat 'em nice and be helpful and they just take ya for granted! Treat ya like a piece a meat. Act like I got no feelin's at all I tell ya. Humph
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How about Ladies night can be for the men to come watch us ladies have fun, act like lunatics, dance our arses off and get sloshed. Would be really mean to not invite War he does stock the bar and clean up after us every morning?? Just an Idea?
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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How about Ladies night can be for the men to come watch us ladies have fun, act like lunatics, dance our arses off and get sloshed. Would be really mean to not invite War he does stock the bar and clean up after us every morning?? Just an Idea?


Works for me! Thanks KK! So whatter you having today? I've already got my Michelob and a pocket full of coins for the jukebox and pool table.
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There is a bar in NYC that gives manicures and spa treatments (The Beauty Bar)...just a thought! My aching shoulders! This might be a fun addition to Ladies night...all men welcome!


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How about Ladies night can be for the men to come watch us ladies have fun, act like lunatics, dance our arses off and get sloshed. Would be really mean to not invite War he does stock the bar and clean up after us every morning?? Just an Idea?


Thanks for deciding what will be happening in my bar saves me the hassle, if you would like to order stock and supply bar staff, I'll just rake profits off top, thanks. Just saying
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Any chance of cold pint of fosters I'm parched
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Thanks for deciding what will be happening in my bar saves me the hassle, if you would like to order stock and supply bar staff, I'll just rake profits off top, thanks. Just saying




You're welcome Rosie

As for the other jobs NOPE, those mundane jobs are Wars. My job is to come here run up his tab so you rake in all the profits

For Carl (soz Rosie but you were not here and the poor mans parched lol)
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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You're welcome Rosie

As for the other jobs NOPE, those mundane jobs are Wars. My job is to come here run up his tab so you rake in all the profits

For Carl (soz Rosie but you were not here and the poor mans parched lol)



Thats mine! Ive been waiting hours! Bloody service in here is awful!
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Who works here, I am confused?!?!

I need a drink pleasesmile


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Who works here, I am confused?!?!

I need a drink pleasesmile



There is a vacancy .. you interested? .. if so can I have another pint please and put it on KK's tab .. thanks :)
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There is a vacancy .. you interested? .. if so can I have another pint please and put it on KK's tab .. thanks smile


Lol, I have great references and I love to dance on the bar!


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ok, will someone give kk more quarters. she sure can shake it


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jose and ginger. 2 great tastes that go great together.
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The Band's here.
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Can i have a round of beer for all the lads and ladies i owe one please
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Anyone need a shot?
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Nikki, if she is not wearing any panties i am definitely down for few shots
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ok, will someone give kk more quarters. she sure can shake it




Hell I can shake it?? So can you Ginger we ought to ask Rosie for jobs as dancers.

@ SJ I don't have a tab

@ Mock1 where is my beer??
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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It's right here KK. I saved it for a special lady and because you are English hahahaha
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Hey alright great party where's the whiskey?
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Well then hit me instead Kitten. But, could you wait until I get at least ONE shot of whiskey in me first?
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Thats mine! Ive been waiting hours! Bloody service in here is awful!


Tell you all what, your fucking imagination falls a bit short, Imagine most bars have staff, the guv'nor is not there every hour of the day, if you want to rip the piss out of me, have the guts to do it to me face to face, not here trying to look clever in front of your mates. Sorry SJ you are coping the shit others should get, but if you have the power take this thread down.
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There is a vacancy .. you interested? .. if so can I have another pint please and put it on KK's tab .. thanks smile


Take the thread down I am sick of it
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Seriously now..............is this bar self service or something cause i've been waiting for hours to get served in here and I think you need to hire a new dancer too. KK isn't doing a very good job. Does this looks like dancing to you ?



I also think you need to let SJ go and bring Ginger back. He just can't blend in