Actually this is true.
TPBM owns a Unicorn.
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Mountain Wolf
???? What's the Question?
Has 1 Unicorn and 2 Dragons
Has 1 Unicorn and 2 Dragons
Short Arse Brit
TPBM runs a burger van outside homebase
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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ok maybe .. but its the best god damn burger you will ever get in the UK and most importantly it will not be BURNT!!
The person below me knows who to cook a meal that is just cooked to perfection and doesnt require a dentist's appointment or visit to ER/A&E next day .. whistles
The person below me knows who to cook a meal that is just cooked to perfection and doesnt require a dentist's appointment or visit to ER/A&E next day .. whistles
Active Ink Slinger
Nope
TPBM eats a lot of sweets.
TPBM eats a lot of sweets.
Short Arse Brit
Only chocolate and once a month
TPBM is a sex addict
TPBM is a sex addict
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Active Ink Slinger
Yes Love cooking
TPBM a Rock Star
TPBM a Rock Star
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
Active Ink Slinger
Yes I am
TPBM is a good dancer
TPBM is a good dancer
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.
Active Ink Slinger
Nothing like the TPAM is!
TPBM enjoys long car rides naked?
TPBM enjoys long car rides naked?
What's the rush, no one gets out of here alive. - Anonymous
Active Ink Slinger
Having never been able to actually enjoy a long nude car ride, I would have to guess. But I guess I would, so...
TPBM has showered outside using the rainfall.
TPBM has showered outside using the rainfall.
Active Ink Slinger
I have.
TPBM has gone skinny dipping in the last six months.
TPBM has gone skinny dipping in the last six months.
Active Ink Slinger
I wish.
TPBM has a family reunion coming up soon.
TPBM has a family reunion coming up soon.
Gold hearted fun loving Aussie Angel
no
TPBM is talking on the phone while posting here
TPBM is talking on the phone while posting here
Active Ink Slinger
nope, just said nighty to my honeyTPBM
Never knows when to say NO
Captain Turtle
This second, sadly no.
TPBM is expecting a guest soon
TPBM is expecting a guest soon
Insert something witty here.
Active Ink Slinger
oh yes please.
TPBM enjoys walk on the beach on a full moon night
TPBM enjoys walk on the beach on a full moon night
Gold hearted fun loving Aussie Angel
I try.... not as good as you
TPBM drinks lots of alcohol
TPBM drinks lots of alcohol
Active Ink Slinger
Not any more!
TPBM lives on an
TPBM lives on an
What's the rush, no one gets out of here alive. - Anonymous