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Raging desires can make one blind
Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
So lovesick. I don't like it. Can I just go and see you, please?
Quote by Gurlyboy
So lovesick. I don't like it. Can I just go and see you, please?


Come on over, there is enough to share...

Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
Quote by LatinSugar


Come on over, there is enough to share...



Mmm, Vodka, the Lady that gets me into and out of all my trouble
I don't feel like random, no sir, no random today. (sing to the tune of I Don't Feel Like Dancin' by Scissor Sisters)
I wonder if they have good chili in Chile, cause wouldnt that really suck if they didnt?
Does that mean that if there is bad chili in Chile, it would be called 'suck'?
who's sucking? and what are they sucking?
"Your will manifests itself in words. Whether they be curses, or words of joy, the soul of those words yields power." Regal Bryant, Tales of Symphonia.

btw, I'm sucking. No clue what I'm sucking on but I'm sucking.
Have you ever wanted to be a stripper?
Quote by bat
A stripper Hummmm ?? You come to the playersclub and you decide what I do ... ;)
Bring a friend and have some fun



OMG, now what friend to bring? This is definitely a great evening to be alive!

Who was Candy Barr?
Never upset the gnomes. They have long memories and carry a mighty grudge.
Can i just quit school and become a stripper
Hey, people who never swear, how in the jeebus fracking crispies do you do that?! Jiminy crickets!!
Quote by jollylolly
Hey, people who never swear, how in the jeebus fracking crispies do you do that?! Jiminy crickets!!


Fuck, I have no bloody idea. Bastarding hard not to fucking swear, fucksake.
Fiddleebebop!!! I know, these words just seem to tumble out of my mouth in certain situations!
Lolly, you seriously need to learn to fucking swear, I swear to God, you are goijg to get told to get fucked one day and you're gonna have to know how to retaliate. Repeat after me : Fuck, Fucking, Fucked, FuckSakes, Lil Fucker, Big Fucker, Fuckwit, Dumbfuck, Shit, Bastard, Prick, Arse, Dumbarse, etc etc etc
Son of a biscuit eater i'm getting the soap now! Flippin heck!
fuck fuck fuck just cos some do doesnt mean you have to, fuck!!!!!!!!!
Barbie is EVERYWHERE at the moment .. lol
Real life Lushie count now up to 10.
*belch* full up from dinner smile
Got served a flat & creamless Guinness on tap earlier.  It was uttelry pleasureless!  sad