The ice cream truck is outside because it's 82° here! Happy December, y'all!!
I can't do a blessed thing with my hair. Wanted to curl it, out of curiosity. Result: you're better off not knowing. It'd scare ya. I'll just stick to washing and brushing, that's all the styling I need, or can do. I just wonder what I'd look like with curls.
Nothing better than sitting in bed, swaddled in covers, browsing Lush and drinking cheap brandy to escape the biting cold air. Wait, add some chatter to that and you've got a really good combo, apart from the biting cold, that's no good, but the good chatter might warm things up a bit.
A thought occurred to me: if you're having sex with someone with multiple personality disorder and they changed into another of their personae in the middle of sex, would that mean you're having group sex?
Things You Can Get Away With Saying Only At Christmas
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1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more
Anyone got any brains? I'm fixing for a snack.
Doltish Dave dashed to Do Darling Dora. Or something alliterative.