Gone shopping...for jeans...
I've just been watching sexy Koreans, my jeans don't need to fake a boner.
I just watched Moulin Rouge! again since Saturday. I guarantee, you watch it, you cry. Yes, I did. I'll watch it with anyone and we can cry together.
Armagoddamnmotherfuckinggeddon! Or something like that. Blah blah blah. Oh look, it's Fucked-up Friday. Joy.
Hell no, your ass is perfect! Though I think I detect a hint of haughtiness....
It was -30 degrees here last night....
Some things, I will never understand...
My poetry challenge is going well. I think I'll post the results on the blue site when it's finished. Oh yeah, the challenge: I challenged myself to update my status on Facebook, using only poetry. Most of it is kinda crappy, but it's fun.
I have to go buy luggage, what a pain in the ass
Tip for people who wanna do mirror pics: Turn your camera around so that the lens is facing you and you can use the mirror as a viewfinder. That way, you are not obscured by your camera. Also, keep kids the fuckin' hell out of it. And no duckface.