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Only thing I hate about resin based glues is the stink. I have several wah pedals but I love my bass one best. Even Frieda (my guitar) sounds good through it
My contacts are hurting! I need to drag them out. Or should I enjoy the pain and watch it make me a stronger man?
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My contacts are hurting! I need to drag them out. Or should I enjoy the pain and watch it make me a stronger man?


PAIN!!! Though if it gets unbearable take them out for the sake of your future eye health (as I'm sure you already know)
I need help. I am exhausted, my braincell won't work (I think it fell out when I got on the bus), and all I want is a cuddle and Baileys to help me sleep (neither of which I will get), and what did I do instead of finishing my shower and getting into bed to attempt sleep?

I bloomin' logged in here to see if I missed anything.

Does having a Lush life count as an actual life? Please say it does. Please?

And I am so tired my contacts need peeling off my eyeballs, so I feel your pain, elit!
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Making a slideshow with audio for one of my blog poems. It's gonna be tough, I think, but rewarding. It's getting the pictures matched up with the words that's difficult but I'm sure I'll manage to pull it off, eventually. Once finished I'll upload it to Youtube and share here. Edit@ not here here but my profile here (ok, so this is a bit of a plug but whatever, it's random!)
gotta block party this afternoon. all the kids from around the block I grew up on, some of the parents, and a bunch of the nuns from grade school.
Lazy Saturday

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going out later
Going out fishing on a boat tomorrow! Please tell me off if you see me lurking later tonight, I neeeeed sleeeeeep!
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I have this burning desire to drink and start singin all by myself a la bridget jones style lol. (Sorry on a bit of a low in life at the mo and really need a pick me up :/)
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I have this burning desire to drink and start singin all by myself a la bridget jones style lol. (Sorry on a bit of a low in life at the mo and really need a pick me up :/)


I did something similar last week and danced to Michael Jackson. I can't dance very well but it just cheered me up. Amazing what a bit of tipsy dancing can do.
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I did something similar last week and danced to Michael Jackson. I can't dance very well but it just cheered me up. Amazing what a bit of tipsy dancing can do.


Well I've started on the wine so who knows what may happen lol. MJ is a good choice too or a bit of Whitney's I wanna dance with somebody maybe? Tipsy dancing is the only way I dance lol.
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Well I've started on the wine so who knows what may happen lol. MJ is a good choice too or a bit of Whitney's I wanna dance with somebody maybe? Tipsy dancing is the only way I dance lol.


Me too, well sometimes when I'm playing bass I dance but that's involuntary. I'm about to start on the wine, so I may be dancing later.
I just made a two hook-flapper two times, and a Portland rig.
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Had a very good day with family & Jade my puppy & is so very much in love with My Mistress
Random wittering from my brain: Next time you feel like nobody, just remember, nobody is perfect.
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Me too, well sometimes when I'm playing bass I dance but that's involuntary. I'm about to start on the wine, so I may be dancing later.


Did you end up dancing? I just ended up falling asleep lol.
I love that there are no bones in ice cream. yum!
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Did you end up dancing? I just ended up falling asleep lol.


Yeah, I was dancing to Metallica and playing air bass as well \m/
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Black bream x4.


Were they this big? ><(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((o>
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Were they this big? ><(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((o>


They were soooo big that you couldn't see my face when I held them up individually in front of me!


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Some days, I just lie on my bed all sleepy, and wish somebody (sexy and male and that I knew and fancied) would come along, rip my knickers off, and just shag me senseless.

Is that just me, or do other people think about that too?
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They were soooo big that you couldn't see my face when I held them up individually in front of me!


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Some days, I just lie on my bed all sleepy, and wish somebody (sexy and male and that I knew and fancied) would come along, rip my knickers off, and just shag me senseless.

Is that just me, or do other people think about that too?




I saw a pic on your profile and that is one impressive fishie! And I have that same fantasy/wish (only replace the male with a female) actually it's one of the reasons I started writing erotica.
i just wrote a verrrra silly haiku for gurlyboy. it goes like this:

a quirky cat turned
into a bat to kiss a
lass whose heart was glass
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i just wrote a verrrra silly haiku for gurlyboy. it goes like this:

a quirky cat turned
into a bat to kiss a
lass whose heart was glass


That's so sillyy and sweet smile thank you, Princess Heather
Meat gets drunk in his spaghetti.... That is all.
Don't you just hate when you're writing a story and you're on a roll, you know it's near dinner time but you just keep plugging on because you're in the moment. Next minute, BOOM! A loud, unceremonious voice bellows "DINNER!!" at you and you say to yourself "just one more paragraph" and then comes a second, different voice, even though you answered "five minutes" the first time. You finish the paragraph but all you can think of is getting back to it. More than likely you wolf your food then make yourself sick. You still manage to bang the story out because you're determined that it needs to come out of your head but the heartburn from wolfing your dinner down drives you nuts. On a more random note "don't hurt the tadpoles!"
Just got done writing some poetry and now I'ma go help the wifey with dinner.