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Quote by GingerKitty
All the fuck or pass threads are doing my nut in. And it's always the same people posting in them. Can't people, you know, think? With something other than their genitals, I mean. I know it's essentially a sex site, but bloody hell, I don't care who would fuck or pass me, which is why I don't post on them. Are people that boring and insecure that they have to ask anonymous people on a website? Grr. Sorry, random rant. No, not sorry.



THIS!!! This is what I was talking bout! Just your ordinary everyday random crap. Nobody seems to appreciate it anymore...we've got to change this, make talking about crap an art form! If anyone can do it Andrew, WE can. We both know we've had a bit of practice at this art form.

Now..... for some interesting crap... wow that's a bit of an oxymoron that one, isn't it? "interesting crap". I'm not sure what to make of that really. is the crap interesting, or is the interesting stuff crap? oh look Andrew! Here is some random crap! INCOMINGGGGGG!!!!!! *smack* sorry for smacking that empty christmas wrapping paper tube on your head there Andrew. Did you know some of the things you can do with these cardboard rolls? you can belt someone over the head with one, and it makes a 'donk'ing sound. no pun intended. if you have 2 of the cardboard thingies and 2 people, you can have sword fights with them, yes I knew that was your idea Andrew sweets. OR if you have 2, you can make a trumpet and...... ANOTHER trumpet

If anyone else can think of other uses for these useless empty christmas wrapping paper tubes, please let us know. That's a bit more crap we can share around.

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THIS!!! This is what I was talking bout! Just your ordinary everyday random crap. Nobody seems to appreciate it anymore...we've got to change this, make talking about crap an art form! If anyone can do it Andrew, WE can. We both know we've had a bit of practice at this art form.

Now..... for some interesting crap... wow that's a bit of an oxymoron that one, isn't it? "interesting crap". I'm not sure what to make of that really. is the crap interesting, or is the interesting stuff crap? oh look Andrew! Here is some random crap! INCOMINGGGGGG!!!!!! *smack* sorry for smacking that empty christmas wrapping paper tube on your head there Andrew. Did you know some of the things you can do with these cardboard rolls? you can belt someone over the head with one, and it makes a 'donk'ing sound. no pun intended. if you have 2 of the cardboard thingies and 2 people, you can have sword fights with them, yes I knew that was your idea Andrew sweets. OR if you have 2, you can make a trumpet and...... ANOTHER trumpet

If anyone else can think of other uses for these useless empty christmas wrapping paper tubes, please let us know. That's a bit more crap we can share around.

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Yes! Random art. We shall start a revolution, starting here and now. *gets on soapbox*

Hmm, interesting crap. So, that's like either crap that's interesting, or interesting stuff that's crap. Now, that damned well confuserates the hell out of me. But, then, it doesn't take much to confuserate me. Oh! Here's the origin of th word "confuserated". Click here, random followers

So, anyway... Starting a war using Christmas wrapping paper tubes, that sounds like bloody good fun. I baggsy role of the confuserated general, who wallops folk about the nut and then runs away, into a minefield, filled with sharks and crocs, only to win the war by scoring an own goal. Or we could have a trumpet orchestra (no, not that kind of trumpet!)

Hmm, chocolate. I really love it!

Right, well, I'm about done yammering here. Or was a gabbling?
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Could this be love... (:
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Seriously KK .. last time I followed football Arsenal were division 2 I think and nearly went to 3 .. they were absolutely rubbish!! I think Woking FC and maybe even Rutland FC beat them .. support a decent team that has a chance of winning some matches why dont you!
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Has everyone finished their holiday shopping?


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I've noticed there are a lot of "Cutebutts" on here. Is it like a secret club or sorority? I wonder if i add cutebutt to the end of my name will i get a cease and desist?