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Quote by ChelleLaBelle
When i text someone and they 1) don't reply 2) take hours 3) take days 4) reply with "K"


Is today Mara bashing day? I’m sorry!!! Lolz
Quote by Lady_Lydia
Quote by ChelleLaBelle
When i text someone and they 1) don't reply 2) take hours 3) take days 4) reply with "K"


That pisses me off more than I can say. I have a prepaid, and I just wasted .50 minute on that "K"...*sigh* what the hell!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!

I fart in their general direction!!


ROTFLMFAO
Quote by LushPrincess
Quote by ChelleLaBelle
When i text someone and they 1) don't reply 2) take hours 3) take days 4) reply with "K"


Is today Mara bashing day? I’m sorry!!! Lolz


LMFAO i didn't say your name! And your not the only person i text ya know???
Who else are you texting woman!! [just kidding]
Quote by LushPrincess
Who else are you texting woman!! [just kidding]


My other LOVERS! lol j/k
Quote by ChelleLaBelle
Quote by Lady_Lydia
Quote by ChelleLaBelle
When i text someone and they 1) don't reply 2) take hours 3) take days 4) reply with "K"


That pisses me off more than I can say. I have a prepaid, and I just wasted .50 minute on that "K"...*sigh* what the hell!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!

I fart in their general direction!!


ROTFLMFAO



What?
I have a real intolerance for intolerant people....everyone has flaws, don't ask me to live with yours if you can't live with mine.

The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe

Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart

Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2

Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-child

When people talk to you while your sitting on the toilet...
Quote by Oneline
When people talk to you while your sitting on the toilet...


That was good. I LOL at that.
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Quote by Oneline
When people talk to you while your sitting on the toilet...


That was good. I LOL at that.



I did too. Yeah Oneline, I hate that. I'd say: "Do I talk to YOU while you're sitting here?! No? Alright then, bugger off!"

Although people laugh when I say bugger off with a Bostonian accent....
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Quote by Oneline
When people talk to you while your sitting on the toilet...


That was good. I LOL at that.



That's never happened to me haha. I used to hate it when my partner knocked on the bathroom, saying can I just use the loo, while I'm having a shower ewwwwwww now piss off and hold on till I'm finished
Yea, its a really personal time for me while I'm on the toilet. Sometimes Ill just sit there for a moment longer and contemplate about things.
Its so quite and peaceful, then someone comes along and ruins it...

And what REALLY gets my blood boiling is if they ask

"Is there someone in there" or
"Are you almost finished in there"

grrr
Quote by Oneline
Yea, its a really personal time for me while I'm on the toilet. Sometimes Ill just sit there for a moment longer and contemplate about things.
Its so quite and peaceful, then someone comes along and ruins it...

And what REALLY gets my blood boiling is if they ask

"Is there someone in there" or
"Are you almost finished in there"

grrr


Are you referring to public toilets or at home, because that happens to me in public toilets! People just want to strike up conversations at the strangest times.
Everywhere.

Public toilets! Geez, when you have locked the door, someone knocks 'Is there someone in there?'. No stupid, the door is locked for the fun of it "Yeap I'm in here". "Oh, Sorry. How are you doing today?"

Yea, that's happened to me...

But I'm talking about at home as well.
Dudes who grab their cocks, wiz into the wall urinal so hard, it sounds like they're waterblasting the enamel off the urinal...Then they zip up...stand in front of the mirror - adjust their hair and tie...then walk out without so much as wetting their hands.

Overheard:

"Don't you wash your hands after you piss?"

"My mother taught me not to piss on my hands."

Mmmhmm
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
There goes my hair fetish, thanks wmm...
People who take things way too seriously. Who do not know how to have fun.

And a school that is just really a waste of time!!!! I've better things to be doing like posting pictures!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
People who are afraid to voice their own opinions and brown nosers.
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People who take things way too seriously. Who do not know how to have fun.

And a school that is just really a waste of time!!!! I've better things to be doing like posting pictures!


*streaks through the forum waving my royal purple dildo*
Better Wifey?
When I've spent the whole day in town with only crap songs playing on the radio, then when I'm just about to enter my drive-way, my favourite one starts to play.
Being human. Emotions...etc.
In general Humans piss me off, oh and cars and trucks and trains and computers and shoes and underwear and clothes and the annoying way that roads get hot in the summer and burn my feet and exerise machines and trumpets and sand in ya ass crack and prickles and plastic cling wrap..............to name but a few......... my list is endless.

Might be easier what doesn't piss me off...Birds and flowers and deserted tropical island's and cute little clown fish and.........
Rubber Ducky your the one, you make my life so much fun
People in the line at stores during the holiday season.
Sitting in a public toilet cubicle while the guy in the next one is having a full blown argument with his wife over his cell phone. GRRRRRRRRRR !!!


Love Is Blind | Lush Stories - A poem of love and pain...

Those people who talk very loudly into their cell phone - just to announce to the world that they have one in their possession.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
1. when people talk dirty during meal time
2. when you're at the peak of coming, all of a sudden someone knocks at the door
3. people who spits their gum on the ground!
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Sitting in a public toilet cubicle while the guy in the next one is having a full blown argument with his wife over his cell phone. GRRRRRRRRRR !!!


ha ha that sounds very funny, I would be sitting there on the loo, writing some good dialogue
Hannah Montana T.V show, High School Musical films.
"Hannah Montana T.V show, High School Musical films." Honey, I think you have to be under 15 for them not to piss you off, especially the money those dorks are making for such trash.
People who throw cigarette butts on the ground. Throw a lit one down, and I can't control myself.

People who carry on whole important conversations on their cellphones in public restrooms. Recently I overheard a woman obviously talking to her doctor about an upcoming appointment, symptoms, prescriptions, etc. I really tried to come up with something great to yell from my stall, but I couldn't. Maybe next time...