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If you were here you'd already be doing it. LOL
If I were there... I bet I would be doing it
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If I were there... I bet I would be doing it
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Things that just piss you off
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If I were there... I bet I would be doing it
Quote by AlgolQuote by HoneyBee000Quote by AlgolQuote by scooter
No chock-o-let for lent, and having to put fish on my pizza
Really... fish on pizza?I think would might pick one or the other myself.
I worry that chock meant chocolate was Scooter gonna put chocolate on a pizza
With the fish...?
Ewwwww ha ha lol
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Red Tape - I swear to God these people do it on purpose….just to see us sweat.
Had no broadband since last week. Been banging my head against a brick wall to try and get it fixed….
At times like this, I wish I could come up with some very smart ideas….
Had no broadband since last week. Been banging my head against a brick wall to try and get it fixed….
At times like this, I wish I could come up with some very smart ideas….
*The Dark Room*
How do you talk to an Angel available from Amazon.
Forum Whore
Penises...
okay, lack thereof...with a male attached..
you get what I mean..
okay, lack thereof...with a male attached..
you get what I mean..
Very pissed! I Opened an account for my Mother to help her out as she had two accounts already with a storage company only to find today I get I phone call from said company telling me that I owe them nearly $500 in arrears .. $500 I haven't got .. and looks as she doesn't neither .. Thanks MUM, nice to be told .. We only talk every other day and live 5 minutes away from each other!
Internet Philosopher
Quote by SweetBitchQuote by Gabranth
When stores dont pay their protection money, or pay it late.
(joke.)
Have you ever thought it may not be the store's fault, maybe your goons are secretly pocketing the money
Yeah, that's what happened....I gave them the money. Honest!
Thats my story and I'm sticking to it!
The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe
Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart
Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2
Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.
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Headaches, My cat clawing me so deep i bleed, and lack of SLEEP!!!! Thank god i have Friday off!!! Masterbation Marathon anyone???
Matriarch
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Being alone.
It's your birthday, go out and have some fun - and you might perhaps meet someone
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chocolate an salmon pizza, with milk duds, and American cheese.
On the barbie
On the barbie
Constant Gardener
Too much water in the stream.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Lollipop Girl
When people say rude things to others knowing that they will hurt that person's feelings.
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"
Sassy
Sassy
Artistic Tart
people that go out their way to hurt people for no damn reason, makes me want to go vigilante on them
The woman I spent 2 1/2 hrs with at a job recruitment company 
asking me for my work history going back 20 yrs grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. What month I started a Job what month I ended the job. It was hell. In the end I just said oh pick a month, I know the year just don't remember the month. Then she said 1997 wasn't that long ago.
Then when she asked where was that company you worked for I said it was just near the petrol station you know down the road. to which she replied, I don't live around here so I'll just nod and agree with you.
I came out after her telling me there was no temporary jobs available at the moment!
So I hit the Fish and Chip shop to have chips and gravy hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yum.
asking me for my work history going back 20 yrs grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. What month I started a Job what month I ended the job. It was hell. In the end I just said oh pick a month, I know the year just don't remember the month. Then she said 1997 wasn't that long ago. Then when she asked where was that company you worked for I said it was just near the petrol station you know down the road. to which she replied, I don't live around here so I'll just nod and agree with you.
I came out after her telling me there was no temporary jobs available at the moment!
So I hit the Fish and Chip shop to have chips and gravy hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yum.
Constant Gardener
Only having five or six dry flies at the stream with 1/16th ounce lead weighted heads. Perfect for reaching the deeper fish in the rocky, sandy, boulder strewn river.
Flood conditions so the stream is littered with branches and assorted crap. Snagging my lures on rocks and other stuff and snapping my 2 pound monofilament, repeatedly.
Soon leaving no lures to fish with.
I should've bought a dozen of 'em - FUCK! Now I must walk three miles to my vehicle and drive another three miles to the fly shop.
I shall learn to tie my own - this year.
Flood conditions so the stream is littered with branches and assorted crap. Snagging my lures on rocks and other stuff and snapping my 2 pound monofilament, repeatedly.
Soon leaving no lures to fish with.
I should've bought a dozen of 'em - FUCK! Now I must walk three miles to my vehicle and drive another three miles to the fly shop.
I shall learn to tie my own - this year.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Only having five or six dry flies at the stream with 1/16th ounce lead weighted heads. Perfect for reaching the deeper fish in the rocky, sandy, boulder strewn river.
Flood conditions so the stream is littered with branches and assorted crap. Snagging my lures on rocks and other stuff and snapping my 2 pound monofilament, repeatedly.
Soon leaving no lures to fish with.
I should've bought a dozen of 'em - FUCK! Now I must walk three miles to my vehicle and drive another three miles to the fly shop.
I shall learn to tie my own - this year.
Guess that means the trout dinner you invited me to is off now, huh?
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People who are stopping me being where I want to be.....sigh....
Rubber Ducky your the one, you make my life so much fun
Lollipop Girl
People who wait till the last min to tell me they decided to volunteer me to help finish moving a friend, and they knew I had stuff I wanted to get done today.....GRRR
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"
Sassy
Sassy