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I would like it to be a lot less!
This life is sweeter than fiction. Very grateful.
why wasn't I born rich, instead of good looking......lol

but seriously, I think grateful sum's it up nicely , for so many wonderful things and those few very good friends....

Shalom y'all
Finalizing details to a co-ed bachelor/bachelorette party
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Sex is on my mind.
Shall I get up out of bed, or shall I read a nawty tale…
being on a bed naked with my legs spread wide and getting tag teamed for hours
Quote by vanessa26
The fact that I can never sleep


You-Me...blanket fort tonight
everything and nothing.

Say. Her. Name.


My new laptop..arriving in the morning..

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

cuddling nessa to sleep would be devine
She's on my mind...
Far too many things to be going to sleep anytime soon. Annoying things, worrying things, things that keep me up at night and make me wanna cry and scream at the top of my lungs even though no one's listening things.
(1. I have work tomorrow.
(2. I should play with myself again at some point.
Spiders. Sucked a massive one up my hoover last night (how fucking brave am I?) It could still be alive tho and to say that thought has kept me up half the night would be an understatement. I have a pair of Reece's school socks stuffed in the end almost drowned in raid so that it can't get back out. I am really hoping I can persuade a certain someone from here to come and empty my hoover out and save us all because no fucking way am I doing that. Quite honestly at this moment, I just want to move; it can't stay here, it's the spider or us.

Edit...you will all be pleased to know SJ just called and is coming to save us.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Quote by kiera
Spiders. Sucked a massive one up my hoover last night (how fucking brave am I?) It could still be alive tho and to say that thought has kept me up half the night would be an understatement. I have a pair of Reece's school socks stuffed in the end almost drowned in raid so that it can't get back out. I am really hoping I can persuade a certain someone from here to come and empty my hoover out and save us all because no fucking way am I doing that. Quite honestly at this moment, I just want to move; it can't stay here, it's the spider or us.

Edit...you will all be pleased to know SJ just called and is coming to save us.


Anyone else need pest control services?

I have just posted my invoice for services as rendered this morning Kiera; please pay promptly. Thank you.

(And dont hark on this time about free food and coffee; such an 'old' joke!)

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Anyone else need pest control services?

I have just posted my invoice for services as rendered this morning Kiera; please pay promptly. Thank you.

(And dont hark on this time about free food and coffee; such an 'old' joke!)



You being 'old' isn't a joke, it's a fact.

I hugged you, what more do you want? Surely my safety is what's important here? I was not safe with that monster in my hoover.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Quote by simplyjohn


Anyone else need pest control services?

I have just posted my invoice for services as rendered this morning Kiera; please pay promptly. Thank you.

(And dont hark on this time about free food and coffee; such an 'old' joke!)



You being 'old' isn't a joke, it's a fact.

I hugged you, what more do you want? Surely my safety is what's important here? I was not safe with that monster in my hoover.

Edit: oops
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Quote by kiera


You being 'old' isn't a joke, it's a fact.

I hugged you, what more do you want? Surely my safety is what's important here? I was not safe with that monster in my hoover.


Fine. So when the bank want my mortgage payment 1st March I will respond 'I will visit the branch and give the manager a hug. I assume that will do'.

Quote by simplyjohn


Fine. So when the bank want my mortgage payment 1st March I will respond 'I will visit the branch and give the manager a hug. I assume that will do'.



Of course not (rolls eyes) Only I can get away with that shit
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
I think I like it here. It's quiet. I'll reasses after I meet more people.
Just how boring this site can be smile
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.


Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
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Just how boring this site can be smile


how would you liven it up?