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Brookell
A legend in my own mind!
Quote by vanessa26
I'm sorry in this universe pizza no longer exists..


OK, I thought the glue on the dildo was pretty frightening, but this strikes to the core of my being! OK, don't panic. I know, if it didn't exist, I would have to invent it. I'll call it 'Flatbread', oh wait, something is already using that name. How about 'tarte flambee'? Maybe too French and not enough Italian. Closer to there, what about 'lahmacun' or 'manakish'? Naw . . . a Pizza by any other name would taste so sweet! So I think I will just have to 'talk' to whoever ruined Pizza for this Universe on my way to the next one! It's cannot be gone from all of them!

Sincerely,
Brooke

Who is right now packing a backpack to go find the best Pizza!

Dammit, Vanessa, I wasn't hungry 10 minutes ago! It's all your fault :-)
Meddle Not In The Affairs of Dragons, for we are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!
ScreamQueen
living dead girl
Quote by Brookell


OK, I thought the glue on the dildo was pretty frightening, but this strikes to the core of my being! OK, don't panic. I know, if it didn't exist, I would have to invent it. I'll call it 'Flatbread', oh wait, something is already using that name. How about 'tarte flambee'? Maybe too French and not enough Italian. Closer to there, what about 'lahmacun' or 'manakish'? Naw . . . a Pizza by any other name would taste so sweet! So I think I will just have to 'talk' to whoever ruined Pizza for this Universe on my way to the next one! It's cannot be gone from all of them!

Sincerely,
Brooke

Who is right now packing a backpack to go find the best Pizza!

Dammit, Vanessa, I wasn't hungry 10 minutes ago! It's all your fault :-)



Lol, I badly want pizza also...when you find some come get me we can have a pizza party
Brookell
A legend in my own mind!
Quote by vanessa26



Lol, I badly want pizza also...when you find some come get me we can have a pizza party





NY-Style Pizza, Hawthorne Pizza north of New York City, about 30 minutes away. How fast can you get there?
Meddle Not In The Affairs of Dragons, for we are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!
Brookell
A legend in my own mind!
Quote by vanessa26


On my way ?????


Ever eat take-out pizza naked on a bed?
Meddle Not In The Affairs of Dragons, for we are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!
Brookell
A legend in my own mind!
Quote by vanessa26


Nope..but I'd try it ?


Well . . . either it's part of the afterglow . . . or a halftime snack . . . or a preliminary to get your strength up LOL
Meddle Not In The Affairs of Dragons, for we are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!
Brookell
A legend in my own mind!
Quote by vanessa26



I vote for half time snack lol


OK, but no anchovies! I am not kissing you after you eat anchovies!
Meddle Not In The Affairs of Dragons, for we are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!
Brookell
A legend in my own mind!
Quote by vanessa26
Quote by Brookell


OK, but no anchovies! I am not kissing you after you eat anchovies![/quote


Easy deal i hate anchovies...
I'm almost afraid to ask how do you feel about pineapple?


Uhoh! I am a NY'er, pineapple is fine, but not on a pizza . . . I think there is a NY State Law! Like Raisins in oatmeal cookings, there are some things that should never be togehter!
Meddle Not In The Affairs of Dragons, for we are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!
Brookell
A legend in my own mind!
Quote by vanessa26



Awww damn..lol

I'll be cool and compromise though


One does not compromise over pizza! I guess contrary to popular belief, you aren't perfect! Well, if it's your only flaw, just don't eat it in front of me! Now, one last food issue, if you like (shudder) LaChoy canned pseudo-Chinese food, we can never be friends! If you even opened a can of that crap in my house, I would kick you and it out and open all the windows in the middle of Feb in a snowstorm! That stuff is gross!
Meddle Not In The Affairs of Dragons, for we are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!
ScreamQueen
living dead girl
Quote by Brookell


One does not compromise over pizza! I guess contrary to popular belief, you aren't perfect! Well, if it's your only flaw, just don't eat it in front of me! Now, one last food issue, if you like (shudder) LaChoy canned pseudo-Chinese food, we can never be friends! If you even opened a can of that crap in my house, I would kick you and it out and open all the windows in the middle of Feb in a snowstorm! That stuff is gross!



Haha!!! I have never had it but then again I'm pretty picky about chinese food
So looks like im safe from February snow storms
and uhh an added flaw to my resume.
Brookell
A legend in my own mind!
Quote by vanessa26



Haha!!! I have never had it but then again I'm pretty picky about chinese food
So looks like im safe from February snow storms
and uhh an added flaw to my resume.


Glad to hear it!

I've only had to open my house like that once. It was Feb, it was during an ice storm, my part-time cat lost a discussion with a skunk and came running into MY house at 1 AM. You should have seen me. trying to hold a cat in the sink while pouring canned tomatoes on a very unhappy kitty while trying not to breath. Every window was open because apparently how a cat handles something like that is to try and run away from the smell, which means everything got it. It was 15F outside and sleeting ice. I was also very unhappy. I am glad I wouldn't have to repeat it with you and LaChoy! But you might look better than that cat covered in tomato bits!

I should explain the 'part-time' cat. My neighbor had a house fire so she and her new cat stayed with me while the repairs were being done. So the cat lived here for almost 3 months and thinks of my house as his. Plus the last owners of this house left a cat flap in the garage door. So when I heard the cat meowing at the inside door, I foolishly opened it up. Did you know fresh skunk spray smells a lot like burnt rubber, only much, much stronger!

Other than that, the cat has taste because if my neighbor foolishly opens a can of LaChoy, the cat first comes running when he hears the electic can opener, but once the lid comes off, the cat leaves the house!

My bed is calling me, and you and a pizza are not in it, mores the pity!
Meddle Not In The Affairs of Dragons, for we are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!
ScreamQueen
living dead girl
Quote by Brookell


Glad to hear it!

I've only had to open my house like that once. It was Feb, it was during an ice storm, my part-time cat lost a discussion with a skunk and came running into MY house at 1 AM. You should have seen me. trying to hold a cat in the sink while pouring canned tomatoes on a very unhappy kitty while trying not to breath. Every window was open because apparently how a cat handles something like that is to try and run away from the smell, which means everything got it. It was 15F outside and sleeting ice. I was also very unhappy. I am glad I wouldn't have to repeat it with you and LaChoy! But you might look better than that cat covered in tomato bits!

I should explain the 'part-time' cat. My neighbor had a house fire so she and her new cat stayed with me while the repairs were being done. So the cat lived here for almost 3 months and thinks of my house as his. Plus the last owners of this house left a cat flap in the garage door. So when I heard the cat meowing at the inside door, I foolishly opened it up. Did you know fresh skunk spray smells a lot like burnt rubber, only much, much stronger!

Other than that, the cat has taste because if my neighbor foolishly opens a can of LaChoy, the cat first comes running when he hears the electic can opener, but once the lid comes off, the cat leaves the house!

My bed is calling me, and you and a pizza are not in it, mores the pity!





Holy hell that was like an entire book!!
Lol.. And it is indeed a pity ??

Sweet dreams
Brookell
A legend in my own mind!
Quote by vanessa26





Holy hell that was like an entire book!!
Lol.. And it is indeed a pity ??

Sweet dreams


If you haven't noticed I am the type who will use 10 words when one will do :-)

Sleep well, sexy; dream of pizza and horror films LOL,
Meddle Not In The Affairs of Dragons, for we are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!
Brookell
A legend in my own mind!
The tattoo needle got closer to his immobilized eye!
Meddle Not In The Affairs of Dragons, for we are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!
Brookell
A legend in my own mind!
I tried to scream, but it froze in my throat!
Meddle Not In The Affairs of Dragons, for we are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!
Brookell
A legend in my own mind!
The monster is lactose intolerant! Do not light a match!
Meddle Not In The Affairs of Dragons, for we are Crunchy and Good with Ketchup!
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Dark room.
Heavy breathing.
I reach out, “Anybody here?”