As I currently have 188 stories on here and am working on my 189th, this is possibly a bit late to introduce myself but here I go.
I actually joined Lush in September 2019 and had one aborted attempt at writing a story. I then started writing on another site, a male/male spanking site as it happens, and returned here in April 2020, I think after I was prompted that my free membership was expiring.
My efforts in April 200 in writing for Lush were on this occasion more successful and so I am where I am regarding stories. Incidentally, I have over 200 stories on the male/male spanking site, all written from imagination.
As regards other things on this site, I frequent the forum sometimes, usually for help or advice. I have twice appeared in chatrooms but found that they are not for me.
I have and love online chats with ladies of various ages and have acquired a few, what I consider to be true (online) friends through this.
I am not young, so when I approach a lady regarding possible contact I make a point of making her aware of my age.
So here I (belatedly) am.
Paul
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
You look handsome Paul.
I do love a man who is confident enough to smile, I'm a smiler and I like seeing others smile too.
Less of the age thing , you're still active and lovely.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright
I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Well now that does lead to some suggestions.
1. I haven't always been this sassy chatterbox, I've had to shake off some bad habits over the years so here's some advice.
We live in a world that's always quick to judge us for being too much of this or not enough of that. As though a collection of measurements, or numbers can possibly describe all that we are.
You have gifts that not everyone does. Perhaps you have a dazzling smile, a glorious belly bursting laugh, or a natural grace when you move.
Think less on the things you don't like about yourself and focus on the things you do.
When I did that I stopped trying to put on an act of who I thought the other person wanted me to be, and became more of myself.
2. You mention age quite a lot, which would be a thing if you were pretending to be a beachball or something but you aren't.
You're clearly of voting age and after that who cares how old you are. Some of us are naturally drawn to people who are older than we are, we value their life experience, their knowledge and their maturity. Don't be ashamed to have a rich store of life experience. Be proud of it, own it, and let us see what you've learned along the way.
Even the wisest of us were once the biggest of fools. I most certainly was, some say I still am in my own way.
3. I get that not everyone enjoys the same ways of interacting. Some like the instant connection and high speed communication of the chat rooms, and others just find it doesn't work for them.
Some enjoy the slower pace of the forums and again others don't. I'd suggest find a place you feel comfortable and show us something that lets us see a piece of the Real You.
No that isn't an invitation to show body parts, more to show us something that expresses who you are.
I know that you write stories, I haven't read as many as I should but I see they have a faithful following.
Put something in your signature to guide us towards your newest tale or perhaps one you're very proud of.
Something that tells us a little about you, the person behind the mask.
4. Pop over and visit Rumps bar, we love to see other writers there and we even have a few writer groupies in there. No harm having a visit and seeing if you find any interesting people to flirt with.
Goddess keep me I've been prattling away for ages like I'm giving a lecture. Right time to get off the soapbox and back to tending bar. That coffee machine isn't going to load itself. Toodles
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright
I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
