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Place your quotes here....the best opening statements on bio's of fellow lushies

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Dudealicious
Wise Ass
Hey guys, I have come across some pretty damned funny profiles since I have been here and wanted to share some of the opening statments you have read (without calling the person out)

I'll start,

I was born to serve women well and to make them getting their physical need fullfiled cause I am quite strong to make it in one nite more then three time. Hi there who feel so horny and wanna share sex and erotic talk please hit me up....don'make me keep waiting .....lol
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

[URL=http://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/the-night-that-changed-my-life-1.aspx][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WPPsy.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
Dudealicious
Wise Ass
There was a lot of thought put into this one....

I luv a woman who is open, knows what she wants, and not afraid to show it. Luv turning on a woman, learning what she likes, and eating pussy. The stories here are great, and I like all the categories.
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

[URL=http://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/the-night-that-changed-my-life-1.aspx][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WPPsy.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
Guest
Lurker
I like you Dude, but this thread is just mean. Why would you make fun of people randomly? Just because you can?
Guest
Lurker
Dude, I just got in after a while and I am starting from bottom up.. However some people that I like, I will tell them their flaws, and the ones I dont, I will just ignore.. How big irony is that?!? Good to see you again ;)
scooter
Active Ink Slinger
LOL dude,
I wanna see some more of these masterpiece's.
I'm going looking for a few of my own now
Dudealicious
Wise Ass
Quote by She
I like you Dude, but this thread is just mean. Why would you make fun of people randomly? Just because you can?


Now that I had a little more time to think about your post, I think there are more of us that are here for the "right" reason. We at some point have posted a story or a poem or something insightful in our profiles that respect why Lush exists.

Sorry if I have offended you, however there are far too many people that I have seen here that are on a sex stories site NOT for the right reasons. However we are more than smut and cybering therefore the reason for my post
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

[URL=http://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/the-night-that-changed-my-life-1.aspx][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WPPsy.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
From Colin Ferrel jr.'s profile.

Been here for a few months now and not a day goes by that I don't log off either with a smile on my face, or a sore gut from laughing so much. [1.] However I am a very sexual person (duh I am here afterall).

[2.]People will find me to be very non-judgemental and open minded, there is not much out there that will offend me.


1. I found this transition hilarious!

2. Come again?

Quote by dudealicious
there are far too many people that I have seen here that are on a sex stories site NOT for the right reasons. However we are more than smut and cybering therefore the reason for my post
Dudealicious
Wise Ass
Quote by Magical_felix
From Colin Ferrel jr.'s profile.

Been here for a few months now and not a day goes by that I don't log off either with a smile on my face, or a sore gut from laughing so much. [1.] However I am a very sexual person (duh I am here afterall).

[2.]People will find me to be very non-judgemental and open minded, there is not much out there that will offend me.


1. I found this transition hilarious!

2. Come again?

Quote by dudealicious
there are far too many people that I have seen here that are on a sex stories site NOT for the right reasons. However we are more than smut and cybering therefore the reason for my post




Thanks Felix,

I guess it's a testament as to why you should not drink and Lush at the same time! Thank-you for calling this out, I appreciate it
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

[URL=http://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/the-night-that-changed-my-life-1.aspx][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WPPsy.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
scooter
Active Ink Slinger
Thanks dude and felix,
The both of you say it just fine.
I too thought I was a little man whore, till I met these people.
Some of the finest folks I ever met, right here at Lush
DirtyMartini
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Quote by scooter

I too thought I was a little man whore, till I met these people.


Now, after you met these people what do you think Scooter???

Lol...I think maybe we need to post quotes from your profile...

I agree, there is some most interesting stuff out there on some profiles...both words and pictures...maybe Nicola should publish a Best of Lush, The Profiles collection in both e-book and special hard bound print edition with a spiked leather cover...

You know me, always thinking...and always trying to help out the cause...

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