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Haiku...Lushly speaking

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Unicorns and stuff
Are good subjects for Haiku
And you get a horn.
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"Stuff"? Why so bashful?
There's magic in the shit from
Horny Unicorns




Quote by trinket
Unicorns and stuff
Are good subjects for Haiku
And you get a horn.
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"Unicorns and stuff"
Sounds less tacky than saying
"Unicorns and shit".

"Unicorns and shit"
Means all things" Fairytale' and
You get a horn too!
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Oh give me a home
Where the damn buffalo roam
Darn. Too many words
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If you get the horn,
Then I guess that only leaves
Me with the unic...
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I'm not complaining,
But with no horn that leaves me
Just a horse's arse.
BlondeBookworm
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I love each freckle
On your pretty little face
They are mine to trace
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Quote by Oberon
I'm not complaining,
But with no horn that leaves me
Just a horse's arse.



How did we get from
Unicorns to horse behinds
In such a short time?
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Crystal clear, sparkling.
Splashing softly on my skin
Salty little tears.

Joyful little tears
Cause I got my happy back
And because you're gone!
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Quote by trinket



How did we get from
Unicorns to horse behinds
In such a short time?


Turned left at Greenland,
Then straight on until morning,
Just like Peter Pan
Mazza
Mazztastic



Hey there, Oberon,
Been taking some more pictures.
These ones make me itch!

(All with the iPhone!)
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In a fairytale
Peter Pan and Wendy Rocked
But Tink won the race
Dani
Big-haired Bitch
Quote by Autumn17
I love each freckle
On your pretty little face
They are mine to trace


This made me happy
I think this is my fave poem
On this Haiku thread

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
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Quote by trinket

In a fairytale
Peter Pan and Wendy Rocked
But Tink won the race


I knew Tinkerbell
had one, but not that Peter
had a fairytale.

It would help them fly...
What kind of compasses would
Help them navigate?
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Quote by Mazza



Hey there, Oberon,
Been taking some more pictures.
These ones make me itch!

(All with the iPhone!)


Hey Mazza, I thought
Insects might not pay enough
For your photographs.

Then I came to see:
Bees make honey, butterflies
Make the world seem sweet.

Spiders are a different thing entirely.
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the clouds glide apart,
As the first flush of morning,
Suffuses your face.
Mazza
Mazztastic
Quote by Oberon


Hey Mazza, I thought
Insects might not pay enough
For your photographs.

Then I came to see:
Bees make honey, butterflies
Make the world seem sweet.

Spiders are a different thing entirely.


It's not a spider...
A mite, through a macro lens
Give me some credit
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Quote by Mazza


It's not a spider...
A mite, through a macro lens
Give me some credit



Forgive me Mazza,
Arachnids are nasty things,
Mites are a delight.

A macro lens means
That was with your camera,
Not with your cell phone?

Either way it's good.
I don't really hate spiders, -
They're all mighty fine.
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I look through windows
Onto landscapes lit by suns
looking back at me
Mazza
Mazztastic
Quote by Oberon

A macro lens means
That was with your camera,
Not with your cell phone?


Nope, I have a 3-way lens for my iphone - macro/wide/fish eye - not bad, huh? That wee bugger was about the size of a full stop! .
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Quote by Oberon


I knew Tinkerbell
had one, but not that Peter
had a fairytale.

It would help them fly...
What kind of compasses would
Help them navigate?




On a magic flight..
Peter Pan and Tinkerbell
Spot a guiding light.

Sparkly nebula
Second star to the right then
Straight on till morning.
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My glow within me
Bathes your seeking hands with light.
A flame lit by you.
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Quote by Mazza


Nope, I have a 3-way lens for my iphone - macro/wide/fish eye - not bad, huh? That wee bugger was about the size of a full stop! .


Great, a 3-way lens!
But your poem had more than
Thirty syllables!

Those are amazing!
Anybody wanna buy
My huge camera?
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I watched a pigeon
fly straight through the fog, then land
on my balcony
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Quote by Oberon
I watched a pigeon
fly straight through the fog, then land
on my balcony



Did the pigeon crap
On your lovely balcony
After it landed?
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Do you realise
You're the first one I look for
In a crowded room?
Dani
Big-haired Bitch
I'm in a good mood
It's the best I've felt all week
I should bake a cake

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
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Quote by trinket



Did the pigeon crap
On your lovely balcony
After it landed?


The Columbia 
Livia domestica,
Or 'pigeon' to you,

Celebrated in
Egyptian hieroglyphics 
Centuries ago,

Carved in stone tablets
From Mesopotamia
Even earlier,

Used in World War II
As daring, brave, high-flying
Secret messengers,

Bred by fanciers,
Can crap on my balcony
Any time it likes.

In the future, please
refrain from mentioning things
Scatological