So there I was, just innocently chatting about favourite Hallowe'en candy...and this idea popped in my head.
Post your own Hallowe'en candy poetry here
I'll go first
Quote by lilwhipp
Trick or Treat
and make it sweet
with lots of heat
and a throbbing heartbeat.
Like an all day sucker
that makes me pucker.
Let it be strong
and last all night long.
Then go down south
and use your mouth
and your thumb
on my wicked little plum.
Now we are primed.
It is the time,
to ride together
into the sublime.
i am no writer. i just spit this out for fun. so no judgment people, eh
Quote by LYFBUZ
Sexy Miss Riding Hood
Walks through the trees
Thinking of tricks
But its treats that she needs
I’d dress up as Wolf
But I’m smarter than that
I slink thru the forest
As Cleo the cat
With a friendly cat grin
I emerge on the path
Rubbing my fur against
lilwhipp’s calves
I offer her chocolate
As she bends to stroke
My whiskers tease her thighs
As I pull off her cloak
“Hallowe’en comes
But once in a while
But we’ll soon be coming”
Said the cat with a smile
Quote by LYFBUZ
A knock on my door
And there was Ms Sprite
Sexy as hell
But high as a kite
Trick or treat!
She drunkenly shouted
Ignoring poor Lyf
As she suddenly pouted
She leaned to the left
Looking around
"Where's the damn chocolate,
Is there none to be found?"
She pushed through the door
Smacked Lyf in the beak
Her face lighting up
When she spied sexygeek
Remarkably fast
For a pixie so wasted
She grabbed my girl
And quickly tasted
"Asian spice!
My favourite", she cried
And she snatched her away
then ran off in the night
I stood there in shock
What a naughty trick
But at least she didn't find
My secret stash of Twix
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by LYFBUZ
A knock on my door
And there was Ms Sprite
Sexy as hell
But high as a kite
Trick or treat!
She drunkenly shouted
Ignoring poor Lyf
As she suddenly pouted
She leaned to the left
Looking around
"Where's the damn chocolate,
Is there none to be found?"
She pushed through the door
Smacked Lyf in the beak
Her face lighting up
When she spied sexygeek
Remarkably fast
For a pixie so wasted
She grabbed my girl
And quickly tasted
"Asian spice!
My favourite", she cried
And she snatched her away
then ran off in the night
I stood there in shock
What a naughty trick
But at least she didn't find
My secret stash of Twix