homage to one of my favourite twentieth-century British poets

The Wasted Cunt

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‘Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi in ampulla pendere, et cum illi pueri dicerent: Σίβυλλα τί θέλεις; respondebat illa: fuck off, you pathetic wankers.’

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April is the cruellest bitch, whipping

Male flesh till it bleeds, pegging

Memory and asshole, stirring

Warm jizz with spring piss.

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May made me horny, showing

Her gash gleaming hot with slime.

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Summer surprised me, coming all over Stan Bergersey

With a shower of squirt.

Bin gar keine Schlampe…

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‘How tastes the slime that dribbles, the juices that flow

From my frothing cunt? Son of man,

You cannot say, or guess, for you know me only

As a heap of filthy images, to which to beat your dick,

And your fake fuckery gives no shelter. Only

There is pleasure in my pink cunt, if only you would

(Come into the warmth of my pink cunt).

And I could show you pleasure, with a handful of tit.’

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Unreal titties.

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‘My cunt is wet tonight. Yes, wet. Eat me.

Fuck me. Why do you never fuck me?’

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Because we are in fap alley

Where the gooner has lost his boner.

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‘What is that noise?’

 My fist around my soft dick.

‘What is that noise now? What is your dick doing?’

Fuck all just fuck all.

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‘HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME!’

Oh fuck

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Goonight April. Goonight May. Goonight June.

Good night, ladies, good night, sweet ladies, good night, good night.

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Twit twit twit

Jug jug jug jug jug jug

Fap fap fap fap

So rudely forc’d.

Squelch

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Unreal titties.

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(At the violet hour,

I, a young man carbuncular, arrived,

The time was now propitious, I guessed,

Endeavoured to engage her tits in caresses

Her hairy pussy with a grope.

She bestowed one peremptory slap,

Humiliated, I groped my way, finding the stairs unlit …

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By Richmond I stroked my cock

Supine on the floor.)

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I can connect

Nothing with nothing. For I am

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Burning burning burning burning

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Here is no cunt but only cock

My cock and no cunt

If there were cunt I should stop and fuck it

But I cannot stop or think

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Unreal

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Then spoke the thunder

FUCK

Fuck me:

By this, and this only, have I existed:

blood swelling my cock

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FUUUCK

Fuck you:

In my empty room

I have heard no key

Thinking of the key confirms a prison

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FUUUCCCKKK

Fuck it:

My cock responds

Gaily, to my hand expert, beating meat obedient

Hieronymo’s horny againe.

Fuck me. Fuck you. Fuck it.

          Cunty     cunty     cunty

That is a fucktastic rendering.
I wish you haven't skipped the game of chess, what happened to her in the chair she sat in...
Perhaps some other time, in yet another fantasy.

Yes, I am a fan. The Waste Land has long been one of my favorites. Why not pub-ish these, though I can imagine many mods would scratch their heads, wondering what to do with them.

Wonderfully expressive Grusha. I can't see anyone objecting to these if you posted them. Nicely done and, as I've said before, this is light-years removed from my own work and for that reason, I value the experience of having read it.

Quote by armagnac
That is a fucktastic rendering.
I wish you haven't skipped the game of chess, what happened to her in the chair she sat in...
Perhaps some other time, in yet another fantasy.

Thanks, Armagnac. Yes, I had to make some difficult choices. "The chair she sat in" was particularly tempting - especially in view of this lovely scene, from c. the 2-minute mark:
https://www.eporner.com/video-66YMwlEEPKJ/big-titted-fetish-slut-eaten-dped-facialed-ao/
Maybe, as you say, another time.

Quote by ChrisM
Yes, I am a fan. The Waste Land has long been one of my favorites. Why not pub-ish these, though I can imagine many mods would scratch their heads, wondering what to do with them.

You are too kind, Chris! I tried to publish the e e cummings one, but the mods said it was "confusing" and "more derogatory than erotic", and asked for several changes. So I made the changes, whereupon they said it "didn't fit the category". So I offered to change the category, but they said there was no other suitable option. So I gave up, and put it here. And then I didn't even bother to ask about the Eliot one. Sic transit gloria mundi.

Quote by Piquet
Wonderfully expressive Grusha. I can't see anyone objecting to these if you posted them. Nicely done and, as I've said before, this is light-years removed from my own work and for that reason, I value the experience of having read it.

You are very kind, Pete. "Can't see anyone objecting"? See my response to ChrisM above/below...

Oh that's so clever, Grusha. But now I can never read "The Waste Land" again!

Quote by naughtyannie

Oh that's so clever, Grusha. But now I can never read "The Waste Land" again!

I have that problem with all the parodies I write: now I can't read Eliot, or cummings, or The Hobbit, or the Poetic Eddas - or listen to the Enigma Variations - without thinking of my X-rated version. Or, come to think of it, Pride and Prejudice after reading your version. Ah, it's a hard life being a fuck-obsessed intellectual...