BURQUETTE
"There once was a writer called Burquette,
Who didn't really write poems but said fuck it...
Really quite shy, on her opening try, she attempted to rhyme
'Nantucket'...
But, Miss Lady Burquette's an innocent gal... (?)
Couldn't find the rhyme so she ducked it...
When I pointed this out, she replied, with a shout
'Here is MY ASS you can SUCK IT!!!"
XX SF
A certain young Lady called Lisa
Was known as a bit of a teaser
She'd pull up her jumper
And invite men to hump her,
Which got a big rise from this geezer.
There was a young lady called Kitty
Who walked naked all day in the City
When friends asked her why
She said in clothes I would fry
And I like the cool air on my clitty
A lady I know is quite fussy
About who she will let lick her pussy
But the memory lingers
Of the man with soft fingers
Who turned her into a bold hussy
It was while Jim was fucking hard Nora
Inside her house and on the sofa
That she looked at Heather
Like she had wanted her
To join their hot sex filled fiesta.
There was a new guy on Lush called PhilU
Who told the girls he was hung like a kangaroo
But they got a big shock
When they first saw his cock
And found that that meant it split into two.
Author's Note:
If I ever change my avatar, then there used to be a kangaroo over there
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And apparently some kangaroos do have "bifurcated penises"...
There once was a girl from Sweden,
Who had her orgasms by reading.
She said laconically,
She only loves platonically,
And is very fussy about who's taking her to Eden.
It was on a Friday that Sam took
Off her bathrobe and used like a hook
Her one hand to finger
Her pussy while neighbor
Todd got from her one hell of a look.
I met in Vegas this hot blonde lass
who allowed me to stick my own brass
rod inside with a hum
and drill her until cum
shot out my dick and into her ass.
Naughty Nadine, an old Brighton queer
decided on a change of career
She ditched her old leathers
for tickles with feathers
and seduced her a dowager peer.
Two sisters both madly loved Alice
who they vied for, causing much malice
So decided the pair
Their own bodies they'd share
while watching her play with a phallus
There was an old domme named Miss Claire
who preferred girls young and quite fair
Her belted black spike
would give them a hike
thus making them peak in the air
There was a young girl from Queer's Plum
whose clit was as long as your thumb
First the girls, they would suck
then she'd give them a fuck
in their puss and then in their bum
Plotting how and where to begin
the writer would contemplate sin
but soon a lewd thought
would get her so hot
the urge to touch pussy would win
The vain stud brags with his huge cable
satisfying two girls he is able
But all the whole while
we just give a smile
as fingers dance under the table
There was this blonde chick named Cassidy
who appeared to be a cold hussy
but that was before Todd
had her ride his stiff rod
while his wife Joan sucked her wet pussy.
At Duke's they got some nasty old blues
on the juke -- come on, baby, I'll choose!
With breast to her breast
I always know best
how to dance with my tasty new cooz.
Two young girls at college discovered
when one naked body is hovered
just over your head
while playing in bed
the real tasty bits are uncovered
There’s a woman on Lush who’s a writer
Her words beckon me to ride her
Moistening at the sound of my voice
Her loins give her no choice
As I guide my manhood inside her.
There’s a man on Lush who’s a writer
who hopes his hot words will entice her
to open her legs
"Let me!" he begs
but all she will say is "Goodnight sir."
He came home in his own pickup truck
and found himself having the good luck
to find some blonde chick nude
and waiting for that dude
to strip and give her an anal fuck.
He came home in his own pickup truck
unusual, touched by good luck?
his ripe blonde was nude
all wet for her dude
but he's drunk and unable to fuck.
She opened her towel just to flash
her naked body which made me dash
over and fuck that wet
pussy with my cock, get
myself to suck her tits and not crash.
