Lush Limericks

Quote by lynnwitt

Lying prone across my lap

I'll give your bare ass a tap

Not too severe

On such a sweet rear

And certainly "mind the gap"

As alone on a tube I was sat

With thoughts of your arse and a tap

My erection grew bolder

And escaped from its holder

Doors opened and I heard 'Mind the Gap'

Quote by Satinman

Doors opened and I heard 'Mind the Gap'

The gap I've a mind to mind

Would be one as seen from behind

Preferably over my lap

I can tickle that gap

For pleasures quite unconfined

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Quote by lynnwitt

The gap I've a mind to mind

Would be one as seen from behind

Preferably over my lap

I can tickle that gap

For pleasures quite unconfined

--

Some gaps are ripe for delection

Some others open for one's reflection

As i ponder such delights

And try as I might

There is no way to contain my erection

Quote by lynnwitt

oh, you've captured my likeness very well

Quote by apptobebad

oh, you've captured my likeness very well

😈😇😇

Quote by lynnwitt

In a space that's quite hard to find,

Where desires and dreams are aligned,

Preferably over my lap,

I can tickle that gap,

For pleasures both joyous and blind.

Quote by apptobebad

Ask twice you would not need to do

That posture I would not eschew

Dreams being fulfilled

By one clearly skilled

An event of joy quite true

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Great pleasure may be had in that gap

And for those spots you don't need a map

For when over bended

The view is quite splendid

With variations many on tap

Quote by lynnwitt

In a whirl of romance, we dance,

With each stolen glance, we advance.

Our laughter takes flight,

In the soft, moonlit night,

Two souls lost in love's sweet expanse.

<3 <3

In the summer when weather is hot

Her clothes display all that she's got

I try to pretend

That I'm just a friend

But on days like these, I cannot.

.

Quote by apptobebad

Glim'ring above, in inky sky

The crescent moon rides on high

Pale skin shimmering

'Neath soft glimmering

As we twined together lie

Quote by lynnwitt

Glim'ring above, in inky sky

The crescent moon rides on high

Pale skin shimmering

'Neath soft glimmering

As we twined together lie

That was a lot less racy than most of your limericks. But it was beautifully written.

Quote by darkroot50

That was a lot less racy than most of your limericks. But it was beautifully written.

Thank you. "Racy" will return.

There once was a blonde chick named Susan

who let herself strip down with a man

with her old love Jason

and rode his dude piston

under the full moon before Reed can.

Quote by apptobebad

Sirius shines in the Southern sky

As in the predawn we entwined lie

Skin upon skin

Fingers within

Boundless orgasms still to supply

😇❤️

There was a young bounder from Boston

Who had a huge cock but it cost him

He’d swing it around

And make a big sound

But the girls found him lame so they tossed him

There is a sex queen called Lynn

Who some may refer to as thin

But her body is lithe

And her pussy a hive

To the bees she gladly let's in

Quote by Satinman

There is a sex queen called Lynn

Thin might not be applicable

Though some parts might be lickable

By a feminine tongue

Lovingly flung

With the outcome quite predictable

That sex queen, Lynn, says she's lickable

With outcomes wholly predictable

Of that I approve

Juicy lips so smooth

As long as she is also much prickable

Quote by lynnwitt

When distance makes the yearning fun

the waiting for another's tongue

Stories of gold

were oft' to be told

and in between its life as a Nun

Quote by apptobebad

When distance makes the yearning fun

the waiting for another's tongue

Stories of gold

were oft' to be told

and in between its life as a Nun

The poet Chaucer told the tale of a nun

And reading it is so much fun

Under those habits

Some behaviour like rabbits

With monks, and priests and nuns!

Quote by apptobebad

The Equinox has come and gone

But our desire has not withdrawn

Twined together

In our "altogether"

Orgasms from each other drawn

Me and Tim went into the woods,

Gonna get us some squirrels,

But halfway into the woods,,

We came across three naked girls.

They started flirting with us,

And wanted us to get naked too,

But when we did, they started running,

I caught one but Timbucktu.

Quote by Will527

not a Limerick

Quote by lynnwitt

not a Limerick

Also not a limerick

Her farting was making me sick

But I thought up a brilliant trick

I lavishly greased her

Flatulent keister

And plugged up the draft with my dick.

.

Approval she'd greatly expound

The harder and harder I'd pound

So she chose to amend her

Sexual agenda.

I'd call that a win-win all round

Her broomstick she left by the door

And griped that her butt was quite sore

From riding on high

Throughout the night sky

And said as for that, "nevermore"

Quote by lynnwitt

Her broomstick she left by the door

And griped that her butt was quite sore

From riding on high

Throughout the night sky

And said as for that, "nevermore"

......

The broomstick had made her quite wet

So satisfaction she needed to get

She push in the end

Heightened desires she did rend

Until orgasms and pain both met

There once was a young man from Belaire

Who liked to make love on the stair

But on his third stroke

The balustrade broke

So he finished her off in the air

I plied my wiles on Lynn.

Played her like a sweet violin.

But she wasn't a keeper

'Cos she told me 'Go deeper!"

When I was all the way in.

Rob writes of his sexual appeal

Leaving nothing much to conceal

But I heard by report

Thus his stories are short

When his prowess he attempts to reveal