Lush Limericks

Patrick had a box for his tool

Because when extended the women would drool

They would rip off his jeans

By any possible means

Until he filled their pussy with fuel

There was a mnemonic nomadic

Of limericks he became an addict

He spent all his time

Finding words that rhyme

But deep down he didn’t really understand the concept.

A lover who knew how to please,

Soon brought his partner to knees.

With skin against skin,

The passion did spin,

In a dance of rhythmic degrees.

A lady called Zoey was sassy

With plenty of comments quite brassy

But her tune was changed

When I arranged

A plug in her sweet little ass-y

Cute and good meter....

There's a lady I'd like to know better

I'm told she can fill out a sweater

She won't send me pics

In her bra and knicks

But if she would like to, I'd let her.

An active old man named Ray,

Found a lady who wanted to play.

With a wink and a touch,

They enjoyed it so much,

That they didn't come out for the day.

Quote by lynnwitt

A lady called Zoey was sassy

With plenty of comments quite brassy

But her tune was changed

When I arranged

A plug in her sweet little ass-y
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The panties gremlins cast a spell,
With hocus-pocus, they worked it quite well.
They stole Lynn’s panties stash,
Then fled in a flash,
While Zoey all snickered, “Not to tell!”

Oooh, like that one!

Quote by loveZoey2

The panties gremlins cast a spell,

With hocus-pocus, they worked it quite well.

They stole Lynn’s panties stash,

Then fled in a flash,

While Zoey all snickered, “Not to tell!”

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She's faced with a quandary quite strange

As her plugs she seeks to arrange

By color? By size?

Or just improvise?

But at hand to quickly exchange!