Lush Limericks

Patrick had a box for his tool

Because when extended the women would drool

They would rip off his jeans

By any possible means

Until he filled their pussy with fuel

There was a mnemonic nomadic

Of limericks he became an addict

He spent all his time

Finding words that rhyme

But deep down he didn’t really understand the concept.

A lover who knew how to please,

Soon brought his partner to knees.

With skin against skin,

The passion did spin,

In a dance of rhythmic degrees.

A lady called Zoey was sassy

With plenty of comments quite brassy

But her tune was changed

When I arranged

A plug in her sweet little ass-y

Cute and good meter....

There's a lady I'd like to know better

I'm told she can fill out a sweater

She won't send me pics

In her bra and knicks

But if she would like to, I'd let her.

An active old man named Ray,

Found a lady who wanted to play.

With a wink and a touch,

They enjoyed it so much,

That they didn't come out for the day.

Quote by lynnwitt

A lady called Zoey was sassy

With plenty of comments quite brassy

But her tune was changed

When I arranged

A plug in her sweet little ass-y
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The panties gremlins cast a spell,
With hocus-pocus, they worked it quite well.
They stole Lynn’s panties stash,
Then fled in a flash,
While Zoey all snickered, “Not to tell!”

Oooh, like that one!

Quote by loveZoey2

The panties gremlins cast a spell,

With hocus-pocus, they worked it quite well.

They stole Lynn’s panties stash,

Then fled in a flash,

While Zoey all snickered, “Not to tell!”

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She's faced with a quandary quite strange

As her plugs she seeks to arrange

By color? By size?

Or just improvise?

But at hand to quickly exchange!

Lynnwitt smiled she was fully sated,

Her body was no longer frustrated ,

Her fingers she did lick,

As they felt quite slick,

Now she that had just masturbated

Quote by Mitch59

Lynnwitt smiled she was fully sated,

Her body was no longer frustrated ,

Her fingers she did lick,

As they felt quite slick,

Now she that had just masturbated

And the rest of the story:

She curled up deep in her bed,

With pleasant dreams in her head,

The tension was gone,

Till the light of the dawn,

By sweet satisfaction she's led.

I spy on my neighbors' step-daughter

In the swimsuit they recently bought her

When she sunbathes out back

Her spectacular rack

Makes me think things that I didn't oughta