Dear Lushies,
In my series Alison Goes to London, it is Alison's birthday - and birthday cakes at the Royal Academy of Fucking are, as you can imagine, decorated in a highly original manner. The presents are quite unusual too; here's one of Alison's cards:
Dearest Cunty-Pie...
We are so proud of you. We are sure you will become the greatest fucking whore the world has ever known. You deserve this more than anything else. We hope you fuck thousands of hot cunts and assholes with it, and make them all come!
Lots of fucks and kisses...
For more detail, and for more of this unique cultural experience, see here:
Alison Goes to London: chapter 16 - A Jolly Good Fucker - up now as a Recommended Read! (For more feedback, see below.)
Thanks, and have fun!
Grusha
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