We have reached Chapter Three of A Ouettecunte Family Affair, and Claire is visiting London for the first time ever, to attend her audition at the Royal Academy of Fucking. Will she respond to Professor Emma Jane Cuntslicker's challenges with talent and, even better, taste? Will she demonstrate a firm grasp of the issues troubling Dr Richard Dick? Will she enjoy her ride on the London Asshole, or evenschlong at Wankminster Abbey? Read on to find out:
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