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Fancy a Fling with me?

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I'd love you to check out my new story, It's an epic tale of bi-curious exploration set amidst the mists, moors and lochs of the Scottish Highlands. Oh and there's a fabulously sexy masturbation scene in there too which if you find half as sexy reading as I did writing, then you'll definitely have "fun."

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Oh, it's one of these too...
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/worship-my-bum.aspx
My new story has been awarded the Recommended Read. If you adore a needy bottom and fancy a short, but very naughty read...
Oh... i thought it was a contest of some sorts... damn.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Damn ... I thought finally I get to .... sighs .. never mind sad.
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What sort of contest would you like?

or


i like to hit things... biggrin

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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I could do a cuddle contest.....


I win... now what is my prize
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I'd love you to check out my new story, It's an epic tale of bi-curious exploration set amidst the mists, moors and lochs of the Scottish Highlands. Oh and there's a fabulously sexy masturbation scene in there too which if you find half as sexy reading as I did writing, then you'll definitely have "fun."

Click to Read


Oh, it's one of these too...


I've checked it already.... What else you want me to check :P
I have a kilt....and my clan war cry is "Sons of the hounds come here and get flesh..."

Dammit! Unfortunately what's under the kilt is a disappointment to soooooo many.....
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The tyres on my car looked a little low...

What did you have in mind Miss Peach?


OMG.... You call them tires ? Alright in that case I'll advise you not to let heavily loaded trucks ride you so frequently..... The danger is that those tires might get flattened beyond repair Believe me there was nothing in my mind... hehehe
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Are tyres not tyres in the US?


we call them 'cheese baskets' over here.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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we call them 'cheese baskets' over here.



I literally just almost choked on my water from laughing **laughs** damn you spritey!!