All that glitters is not "gold" - which explains why How Harriet Learnt to Smoke and Fuck and Love Jesus is inevitably going to take a looong time to come out here on Lush. But it makes up for it in sheer crazy horniness, as readers have said:
"the humor so off-the-cuff fresh and invigorating I’m laughing from beginning to end – it reminds me of the Marx Brothers at their very best" (12oclocktales)
"blasphemous satire exposing the hypocrisy of our modern society... I am impressed, and well done" (sandy2moon)
"Jesus fuck... made my filthy sinful cock so hard!" (Phil1977)
Chapter Two: The Very Fucking Time of Night is out now. Really, you don't have to like smoking to like this story; in fact, please note this chapter's distinctively Shakespearean flavour... 😇
