All fifteen chapters of How Harriet Learnt to Smoke and Fuck and Love Jesus are at last up on Lush! This is my second full-length novel in the Alison universe (not counting shorter sequels and prequels like Claire’s Cunt Kitchen, Young Cunts, and A Ouettecunte Family Affair). And no, you don’t have to like smoking, or love Jesus, to appreciate it, because it is, according to its readers, simultaneously
FILTHY: “Jesus fucking Christ this was hot … made me cum so hard!” (Phil1977)
FUNNY: “wit and anarchic humour … hilarious and captivating … had me in fits of laughter” (Piquet) / “wonderfully witty … I’m laughing from beginning to end – it reminds me of the Marx Brothers at their very best.” (12oclocktales)
and FILOSOFICAL: “this blasphemous satire exposing the hypocrisy of our modern society … another thought-provoking chapter from your prophetic imagination” (sandy2moon)
FINALLY, the novel is about a lovely young lady who, buffeted by tensions and challenges of teenage life both ordinary and extraordinary – school, teachers, rivals, friends, fuckbuddies, parents, future in-laws – is seeking her way towards self-realisation in an “Enlightened” sex-crazed world. And of course, she triumphs!
So, give Harriet a go: she won’t disappoint!
