A good question indeed, and one that is answered in glorious detail in Young Cunts - Act Two. Inevitably, therefore, the focus in this act begins to shift (temporarily, I assure you) from Emma Jane Cuntslicker onto Riley Throstlethwaite-Eccles who, as all Alison fans will know, is the consummate rectal-inserter of all things culinary, British, and chav. It is 2060, though: ten years after Alison, and Riley is no longer a schoolgirl anal ingénue, but a highly respected lecturer, Professor of Prolapse at the Royal Academy of Fucking, and respectably married to her big-dicked teenage sweetcunt Gaz.
But when a mysterious stranger appears, Riley's comfortable academic existence (exemplified by her twin mutually assfucking futa post-grad colleagues Yumiko and Fumiko) is disrupted. Who is this strange man in a grey three-piece suit, and what does he want of her?
None of that bothers Cunts, of course, who is adamant, despite her colleague Dick-Dick's remonstrations, that "this is what it's all about. Fucking. Pleasure." For, as she believes to the bottom of her heart, nothing else matters.
Reader - does it?
