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marry me?


Perhaps you'd better read it first...

Anyway, it's submitted.

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Perhaps you'd better read it first...

Anyway, it's submitted.



And is now online! It's called "Rachel Gets Ravaged".

Thanks to those who've already read it and commented. It's been described as...

"Just the right mix of dark fantasy and hot sex"

"Wowowow! I am at a loss for words. Now THAT was a tentacle sex story told right"

"That was tentacular! Such a vivid imagination coupled with a superior writing style"

"Lovecraftian, scary and a well crafted erotic horror story"

"So scary, so sexy, so filthy. And the final line made me whimper in horror"

Why not have a read, and see if you agree?


Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

Wow, I got used in a story blurb. I think that's a first. And it really is a good story.
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Wow, I got used in a story blurb. I think that's a first. And it really is a good story.


yeah, but i got used in a lush story! although... considering the story... not sure if that's a win or not... smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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yeah, but i got used in a lush story! although... considering the story... not sure if that's a win or not... smile


What? Is the wedding off? Should I release my tentacled wedding gift back to the deep?
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yeah, but i got used in a lush story! although... considering the story... not sure if that's a win or not... smile


Yup, "used" is definitely the word for it

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

Nine years ago today, June 8th 2011, I formally joined Lush. That's nearly a third of my life spent as a Lushie!

To mark the occasion, I've got a new story online. It may not be everyone's cup of tea - a) it's a poem, and b) it's about man/man sex - but it is inspired by a real place not too far away from where I live, which I recently discovered to be an "official" cruising site for gay men! And if it hadn't been for the coronavirus lockdown, I probably wouldn't have been spending so much time exploring my neighbourhood, and would probably never have stumbled across this particular patch of woodland... I've always thought of myself as quite sexually alert, but I actually walked through it several times, wondering why there were often single men hanging about in there, before the penny dropped.

So that's the background, and this is the poem - "If You Go Down In The Woods Today".

If any UK gay guys recognise the pic, and think "Wow, I've been there," do please let me know (by PM if you'd rather!) And if I've made any serious errors in my guesses about cruising etiquette, please let me know about those too. I just used my filthy imagination for those bits...

And if that's really not your thing, there's still my competition entry to enjoy (the judges may have hated it, but lots of other people didn't, so it's probably not bad really - "Forgive me Father For I Have Sinned".

Or there's even some tentacle sex to enjoy - see link below...

Down here...

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

Several readers have been in touch to say how surprised they were that my competition story - "Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned"- didn't even get a "top 20" mention.

Thanks, everyone, for your kind thoughts and commiserations. I was a bit surprised myself, especially after all the great comments I had on the story itself, suggesting that my readers appreciated the way I'd managed to craft a funny, naughty little story with a clever twist, all in 100 words, all imaginatively inspired by the photo.

I'd hate it to sink without trace, so if you haven't read it yet, please do. It's only 100 words, so won't take long!

In case you're still not convinced, here are just a few of the kind comments I got (including some lovely ones from people who got top 20 mentions for their own stories):

"Wow Annie! Superb. Your story has certainly stood out from others in the comp that I have read so far." (Meagananne1986)

"So perfectly naughty! A great story wrapped up in one scene. Well done, Annie." (tams_back_yay)

"This left me with a good laugh. Great twist!" (el_henke)

"Wonderfully naughty as always complete with sound effects. You are always consistently entertaining" (PalindromeRedux)

"Living up to your pen name with this one. Naughty in the extreme." (RejectReality)

"Great piece!" (AylaJ)

"Must confess, I like it ? Thanks for the smiles and good luck" (JWren)

"Loved it! Really enjoyed the game-changing twist at the end!" (ymmv)

"That was fun and very naughty. Thank you so much for sharing a smile." (RuNe)

"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!" (GrushaVashnadze)

"That was incredibly fun!" (TechGoddess)

"What a sinful and filthy piece. Very erotic and clever." (Mysteria27)

"Lovely, absolutely lovely. Wonderful ending." (DarkSide)

"I laughed out loud. Well done" (Robert0909)

"OMG, this is so funny" (Brookell)

Thanks to all of these, and the others I haven't space to mention.

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

I had so many great comments about my Microfiction competition story that I was inspired to write another piece, set in the same "story universe", though not formally linked to it.

You can read it by following this here link - "A Lift Home".

Thanks to those who've already popped by and left some great comments, including:

"I love everything about your story (and the cover picture)! It's viciously and deliciously dirty." (Sheherazade)

"Another very subversive piece of utter filth. Loved it." (TheTravellingMan)

"Oh so deliciously naughty... The picture is perfect and that last killer line is so perfect" (Deviantsusie)

"You definitely live up to your username because this was naughty as hell." (CarltonStJames)

Sadly, the anonymous person who scored it a "1" was too cowardly to reveal their identity by leaving a comment, though if they had it would presumably have read something like "I hate you and all your crappy stories. Fuck off and die".

Or maybe they didn't have time, because their mother had just called them out of their bedroom for dinner .

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

My creative outpouring over the last couple of months continues!

Following on from my poem "If You Go Down In The Woods Today" I've continued to be inspired by the thought of what might be going on in the cruising area of my local woods.

My new story is simply called "Cock", and is a kinky little tale of how a voyeur hoping to watch some gay sex gets more than he bargained for when he finds himself reluctantly persuaded to get a little closer to the action.

I hope you enjoy it.

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

I was inspired over the weekend to write another Microfiction piece, based on an idea I'd had a while ago.

Because of the 100-word limit, I had to strip the story down to the bare essentials, cutting out unnecessary verbiage. Then, once I'd got it down as far as I could, I decided to be a bit experimental with how it looked on the page, breaking the sentences up to focus on particular phrases. Finally, once I was satisfied, I submitted it.

Then when I went online, I got a message saying that the Mods had decided it was more like a poem than prose, so had moved it to Erotic Poems instead.

It's funny, because if I'd been writing it as a poem, I'd have written it rather differently, and not felt constrained by the word limit. But in the end I think it's turned out a better piece this way: crisper and more concise. And still very much capturing the moment as I'd intended.

The question remains, though.

Is it a poem?

Is it just prose chopped up randomly?

Why don't you decide?

Just go to "Strangers On A Train" and see what you think.

Thanks to all those who've already read and commented.

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

Quote by naughtyannie
I had so many great comments about my Microfiction competition story that I was inspired to write another piece, set in the same "story universe", though not formally linked to it.

You can read it by following this here link - "A Lift Home".

Thanks to those who've already popped by and left some great comments, including:

"I love everything about your story (and the cover picture)! It's viciously and deliciously dirty." (Sheherazade)

"Another very subversive piece of utter filth. Loved it." (TheTravellingMan)

"Oh so deliciously naughty... The picture is perfect and that last killer line is so perfect" (Deviantsusie)

"You definitely live up to your username because this was naughty as hell." (CarltonStJames)

Sadly, the anonymous person who scored it a "1" was too cowardly to reveal their identity by leaving a comment, though if they had it would presumably have read something like "I hate you and all your crappy stories. Fuck off and die".

Or maybe they didn't have time, because their mother had just called them out of their bedroom for dinner
.


Laughing
People who've been on Lush for a long time may remember that several years ago I wrote a couple of Jane Austen parodies called "Pride and Prejudice and Fucking". They were every bit as filthy as the title suggests.

I've now been inspired to post the first of what I hope will be a few more stories in the series.

This one is called "The Lascivious Liaisons of Lydia" and deals with Lydia, the youngest and most frivolous of the five Bennet sisters.

Even in the original novel, it wouldn't be too inaccurate to describe her as sex-mad, so my story is I think a fair reflection of her character. It is, however, a bit more explicit than the original. Okay, a lot more.

My thanks to those who've already read and commented on it. These include...

Professor Briar - "This story is so much fun!"

ChrisM - "What a delightful young slut is Lydia."

sandy2moon - "Jane Austin must be spinning in her grave."

amyjayne - "Delightfully naughty."

GrushaVashnadze - "Can't stop grinning. You've drawn all the characters brilliantly."

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

As "un petit apéritif" to my stories about the characters in "Pride and Prejudice", I've written a little fantasy about the real Jane Austen, and what she gets up to when a gentleman comes to visit one afternoon.

It's called "Time and Temporality" - just click the link to find it.

I should perhaps mention that it's also a time-travel story - though not an official entry in the current "Time Travel" competition. But I hope you aren't all maxed out on Sci-Fi, and can still find the time to read my little piece of early nineteenth-century smut.

I also promise it's not as hard to follow as "Tenet"...

Annie xxx

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Annie:

I’ve read “Time and Temporality” and it’s every bit as good as, and quite substantially better than, many of the entries in the current competition.

I think it could have been a winner, but I completely understand your reasons for not entering.

P.S.: I’ve accepted your friend request.

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Thanks to everyone who's read "Time And Temporality" so far. It's had 569 views in the 4 days since it went online, which isn't bad for a story in the rather niche Fantasy/Sci-Fi category.

And thanks especially to those who've left such lovely comments. Too many to quote them all, but these are just a few:

"A superbly written tale" - Meagananne1986
"I always look forward to any new story from you and this certainly didn't disappoint" - PalindromeRedux
"This would have been a great entry in the time travel competition. You've captured the Regency Period of Austen perfectly." - sandy2moon
"The Austen executors would be shocked at such debauchery. Well done, well written and should have been a Comp entry." - Robert0909
"I am very glad you didn't enter this story into the competition, for you would surely have knocked my mine into a cocked hat. You display such affection and respect for JA that your turning her into a teensy bit of a slut just enhances her aura." - GrushaVashnadze

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

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Thanks to everyone who's read "Time And Temporality" so far. It's had 569 views in the 4 days since it went online, which isn't bad for a story in the rather niche Fantasy/Sci-Fi category.

And thanks especially to those who've left such lovely comments. Too many to quote them all, but these are just a few:

"A superbly written tale" - Meagananne1986
"I always look forward to any new story from you and this certainly didn't disappoint" - PalindromeRedux
"This would have been a great entry in the time travel competition. You've captured the Regency Period of Austen perfectly." - sandy2moon
"The Austen executors would be shocked at such debauchery. Well done, well written and should have been a Comp entry." - Robert0909
"I am very glad you didn't enter this story into the competition, for you would surely have knocked my mine into a cocked hat. You display such affection and respect for JA that your turning her into a teensy bit of a slut just enhances her aura." - GrushaVashnadze



Niche is good! A great read and I recommend to others.
Hot on the heels of my "Jane Austen" story, it's time to travel back to the present day, or at least the present century.

My latest submission is a tale set in the seedy milieu of pub strip-clubs, a world where a cash-strapped student might be tempted by an easy way to earn a little extra cash.

A world where "Private Shows Are Extra".

Please have a read, and of course scores and comments are always welcome (and are guaranteed a reply from a grateful writer).

Annie x

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I’ve always had problems with the idea of “Mind Control” stories, because making someone do something sex-related against their will always sounds a bit to me. I decided it might be possible in the context of a fantasy-type story, and that is what I decided to write.

The story is called “The Legend Of Adam’s Yew”, and you can read it here.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/mind-control/-the-legend-of-adams-yew-.aspx

I also wanted to write a story in which the protagonist makes a personal sacrifice to help a friend, and the impact this has on that individual. These days, when the news is full of self-obsessed people and groups, all out to get what they can out of society at the expense of others, I think it's worth reminding us of the importance of thinking about other people for a change.

But don’t worry, it’s not too preachy, I hope. And it has some good raunchy sex.

Oh, and to try and get the message out to as many people as possible I decided to enter it for the competition. So please give it a score and a comment if you have time.

Thank you!

Annie x

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

"The Legend Of Adam's Yew" has been online for nearly a week now, and already it's had some of the most positive and warm-hearted feedback I've had for any story.

"Perfect. I enjoyed this at least as much as anything I have read on this site so far. Brilliantly done." (Amethyst)
"That was so beautiful ... it captured my heart" (TantricHeart)
"What a lovely story: such friendship, such selflessness, such sharing of experiences" (GrushaVashnadze)
"What a beautiful story! You are going to have to work hard to top this story." (tiger_t)
"Wonderful loving story of sacrifice of one friend for another" (buttons2662)
"This is a great story about a myth/legend that is perfect for the competition." (Sandy2Moon)
"I love the way this unfolded. I was captivated from the start" (KimmiBeGood)

So don't believe me - believe them! All these lovely people can't possibly be wrong...

Annie x

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Fresh on the heels of my warm-hearted fantasy "The Legend of Adam's Yew" comes a raunchier piece of smut.

It's another in the series of "Pride And Prejudice" stories, which offer surprising insights into the previously unseen private lives of Jane Austin's much-loved characters.

This one is called "Mr Collins Learns His Lesson" and it provides a fresh look at the relationship between the pompous clergyman and his patroness, Lady Catherine de Bourgh. Be prepared for a few surprises!

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

Suddenly, for no very good reason, I got the urge to write a little "watersports" story.

So I did. It's called "Watersports By The Pool".

Although it's part of my "South African Sexual Odyssey" series, you don't need to have read any of the others to enjoy this. It stands alone as a filthy, kinky little vignette which lots of people seem to have enjoyed already.

You dirty lot! :d/

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx



I'm new to Lush, but it didn't take me long to be astonished at the prodigious talent of Annie Harrison. But the part of her stories I like most is her humour.

So, as a paean of praise to Ms. Harrison, allow me to offer:

A Toast to NaughtyAnnie’s Fanny

A naughty young woman named Annie
Fell in love with her very own fanny
She thought, our Ms. Harrison,
It beyond all comparison
And a home for a dildo called Manny.

Her fanny, she’d pull, prod, and poke it
Stuff it full of toys stiff as oak, it
Was a source of great groans
Also sighs, screams, and moans,
Had she also a cock, she would stroke it.

Her breasts she’d learned how to handle
While inventing new uses for candle
Balancing cups on her mound
Posting photos all ‘round
Also girls she was yearning to dandle.

But her favourite part of this fanny
Was the clit she’d shift like a tranny
Shifting hard, shifting slow
‘Til her mind’s set to blow
With orgasms so great they’re uncanny.

She loved to go out in the buff
Showing tits, ass, and mostly-shaved muff,
Flashing off private parts
As in Renaissance arts
It’s just she can’t get quite enough.

Yet her singular virtue, I avow
It’s her humour that does us all wow
She loves life with her heart
And she’s taken the part
Of showing us how to love now!

So she’ll tease, tempt, and woo us
And even pursue us
Show us to how to have fun
‘Fore our time here is done
Getting us to flash folks on the bus!

Here’s to NaughtyAnnie!

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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I'm new to Lush, but it didn't take me long to be astonished at the prodigious talent of Annie Harrison. But the part of her stories I like most is her humour.

So, as a paean of praise to Ms. Harrison, allow me to offer:

A Toast to NaughtyAnnie’s Fanny

A naughty young woman named Annie
Fell in love with her very own fanny
She thought, our Ms. Harrison,
It beyond all comparison
And a home for a dildo called Manny.

Her fanny, she’d pull, prod, and poke it
Stuff it full of toys stiff as oak, it
Was a source of great groans
Also sighs, screams, and moans,
Had she also a cock, she would stroke it.

Her breasts she’d learned how to handle
While inventing new uses for candle
Balancing cups on her mound
Posting photos all ‘round
Also girls she was yearning to dandle.

But her favourite part of this fanny
Was the clit she’d shift like a tranny
Shifting hard, shifting slow
‘Til her mind’s set to blow
With orgasms so great they’re uncanny.

She loved to go out in the buff
Showing tits, ass, and mostly-shaved muff,
Flashing off private parts
As in Renaissance arts
It’s just she can’t get quite enough.

Yet her singular virtue, I avow
It’s her humour that does us all wow
She loves life with her heart
And she’s taken the part
Of showing us how to love now!

So she’ll tease, tempt, and woo us
And even pursue us
Show us to how to have fun
‘Fore our time here is done
Getting us to flash folks on the bus!

Here’s to NaughtyAnnie!


This is so hilarious! Thank you so much. ❤❤❤

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

Annie, believe me, it was my pleasure - as is reading your stories!

James

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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my pleasure - as is reading your stories!

Seconded.

GrushaVashnadze's best stories:

Alison Goes to London (RR) - "love this... fun, and funny, and sexy" (sprite)

The Cursed Cunt (RR) - "holyyyyy sheeeiiit.... Your writing is fucking fantastic" (CarltonStJames)

A Worthless Filthy Fucking Smoking Trash Cunt Whore (RR) - "Brilliantly done. Of course." (naughtyannie)

Snow White and the Seven Dildos (RR) - "Fuck. It's perfect.... honestly genius and so fucking well executed." (VioletVixen)

Metamorphoses (RR) - "so imaginative and entertaining" (saucymh)

And There Came Two Angels to Sodom - "What a deliciously worded story! So juicy, so raunchy" (el_henke)

Fuck-Talk (with VioletVixen) - "Jeez. I feel rendered wordless by how much clever fucking fun this is" (Jaymal)

I'm on a roll at the moment. Not only a little piece of musical microfiction - "The Piano Lesson" - but a longer piece of filth as well, called "Private Show 2 - Saucy Strap-On Sextet".

It's a sequel to "Private Shows Are Extra", but you don't need to have read that to enjoy the new one.

The new story also has one "special feature". A few weeks ago, in another thread, I posted an extract from a UK newspaper which listed 20 words which it claimed young people didn’t know the meaning of anymore, one of which was “lush”. As a fight-back against this dumbing down of the language of Shakespeare, Austen and Dickens, I made a rash promise to write a story which used all of these words. This is that story.

To help you, the words are as follows:

Sozzled
Cad
Bonk
Wally
Betrothed
Nincompoop
Boogie
Trollop
Bounder
Balderdash
Henceforth
Yonks
Lush
Tosh
Swot
Brill
Kerfuffle
Randy
Disco
Minted

I admit that one or two of them sound a bit out of place in a contemporary story, but I hope that doesn’t detract too much from the action. And I think the context makes clear what they all mean. It would be a great shame if words such as “bonk”, “trollop” and randy” dropped out of common use. Not to mention “lush”.

See if you can spot them all!

Annie x

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I’ve always had problems with the idea of “Mind Control” stories, because making someone do something sex-related against their will always sounds a bit to me. I decided it might be possible in the context of a fantasy-type story, and that is what I decided to write.

The story is called “The Legend Of Adam’s Yew”, and you can read it here.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/mind-control/-the-legend-of-adams-yew-.aspx

I also wanted to write a story in which the protagonist makes a personal sacrifice to help a friend, and the impact this has on that individual. These days, when the news is full of self-obsessed people and groups, all out to get what they can out of society at the expense of others, I think it's worth reminding us of the importance of thinking about other people for a change.

But don’t worry, it’s not too preachy, I hope. And it has some good raunchy sex.

Oh, and to try and get the message out to as many people as possible I decided to enter it for the competition. So please give it a score and a comment if you have time.

Thank you!

Annie x


Big surprise - it's been awarded Third Place in the competition, which was a lovely surprise.

So if you've not had time to read it yet, now would be a great time.

Annie x

Why not join my popular Lush Group One Tit Out Group | Lush Stories? For all those who enjoy pictures of women showing just one boob. Lots of cheeky flashes and accidental slips. Come on, you know you want to! Annie xxx

My next story is something a little different. It's a short novel in six chapters about a young postulant (trainee nun) who is given the task of nursing a boy who has been injured in an accident.

The first chapter - "The Postulant's Tale: Chapter One - The Accident" - is online now.

Apart from a slightly salacious incident at the beginning, there's not much sex in this chapter. But hopefully the slow build will be worth it as the story progresses.

I'm planning to post a new chapter each day, to maintain the momentum. So you're in for a fun week, I hope!

Please read, score and comment. I really enjoy hearing what you think.

Annie x

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