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PhilU
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(Note: The title of this thread deliberately leaves two questions unanswered:

1. Extraordinarily good or extraordinarily bad? That may depend a bit on the reader, and quite a lot on the answer to the next question.
2. Relative to what anyway?)

So, I finally got motivated to try blowing my own trumpet in this little trumpet-blowing section of the forums. The motivation was that I have a recent story sitting around in the Humo(u)r section and not getting much love. I'm beginning to get a suspicion that some people who visit this site may not be looking to laugh, but to do something else altogether?!?

I think it's a bit of a shame, since this particular story is probably the first thing I've published here that I think actually achieves what I set out to achieve (although that's partly because my sole ambition for this one was for it to be profoundly silly). Anyway, it has some laughs, rather a lot of sex, a little blue thumb next to it, and more buxom purple genies than any other story I've seen on here (one, to be precise), so check it out at https://www.lushstories.com/stories/humor/als-addin-and-the-enchanted-phone.aspx . Oh, and it owes its existence to these forums (from this thread originally - https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm2744062_CUM-Color.aspx).

And, as always, any constructive criticism would be especially welcome!
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by PhilU


And, as always, any constructive criticism would be especially welcome!


you suck. biggrin

i recall reading one of your earlier stories for a comp, and really enjoyed it. i'll have to read this one as well - i know humor is not always a popular section, but if done well (and i think you do) i really enjoy it.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
PhilU
Forum Kan-Guru
Quote by sprite


you suck. biggrin



Oops, did I accidentally post this in the 'Get abused by a drunk mod' section?
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by PhilU


Oops, did I accidentally post this in the 'Get abused by a drunk mod' section?


i'm not drunk (yet).

edit: okay, maybe a little.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
PhilU
Forum Kan-Guru
Resurrecting this thread because the title amused me at the time, and because I need 69... votes [EDIT: of course, I meant views...] to get my first famous story.

And coincidentally, the title of this story (in context) also amused me, as did the one-liner. No idea if it amused anyone else, but if anyone's looking for some light reading over Easter and think that a tale of one young man and two young women deciding to go to a nude beach together (they also do some other things together, but I won't spoil the complex plot for anyone...) might fit the bill, then you might enjoy this one:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/threesomes/do-friends-do-that.aspx