Snow White and the Seven Dildos (recommended read by GrushaVashnadze)

The most anticipated story event in years!

GrushaVashnadze's

SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DILDOS, or, THE PRINCESS AND THE CUNTSMAN

is out now on LushStories:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/snow-white-and-the-seven-dildos-or-the-princess-and-the-cuntsman-chapter-1

A story we all know and love, told as never before, jampacked with anilingual alliteration and wankworthy wordsmithing - or, as DeviantSusie deftly describes it, a "fabulously filthy fan fucking tastic fairytale"!

This is such a filthy, fucking fantastic use of the English language with a Disney-esque air to contrast beautifully with the fun, filthy action. Bows down to your use of anal alliteration and salacious satire

My mouth is gaping in awe (not my asshole though, sorry)

Quote by VioletVixen

(not my asshole though, sorry)

Well, you'll have to do something about that...!

As if VioletVixen's profanely-worded compliments above were not enough, here are some assessments by other fine Lush writers:

DeviantSusie: "fabulously filthy fan fucking tastic fairytale"

ChrisM: "Your use of language foul and simultaneously elegant is second to none... kept me giggling from start to finish."

CarltonStJames: "Love it!"

Have a look:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/snow-white-and-the-seven-dildos-or-the-princess-and-the-cuntsman-chapter-1

I'm just going to add my voice to the, um, gushing chorus about Grusha's Great Fairytail. There are long stretches of this series that are not just smutty, but if that's not enough, they're also knees-up hy-sterical. If you don't squirt your enthusiasm, you may well bust a gut laughing!

Try it, you'll like it!

Dear Lushies,

After several weeks of "extreme moderation", my fairy-tale story Snow White and the Seven Dildos is complete at five short chapters, and up on Lush! So you now have a choice: you can read the unexpurgated urtext on 

superbsmut.blogspot.com

or you can read the family-friendly version (seriously, you could eat your breakfast off it) starting here:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/snow-white-and-the-seven-dildos-or-the-princess-and-the-cuntsman-chapter-1

Why bother? Well, five RRs out of five for a start; but more importantly, because of what readers have said:

"Your use of language foul and simultaneously elegant is second to none... kept me giggling from start to finish." (ChrisM)

"Absurd genius." (StarBelliedBoy)

"This is such a filthy, fucking fantastic use of the English language... Honestly genius... My mouth is gaping in awe (not my asshole though, sorry)" (VioletVixen)

Violet's asshole notwithstanding (and who could possibly withstand Violet's asshole?), this Snow White is a heart-warming love story, as well as an exploration of the interface between class and character, power and justice, lust and love, vanity and truth. For British and Commonwealth readers, you may also recognise in it an affectionate hommage to Her Royal Highness Elizabeth II, in this her platinum jubilee year, and to the sceptred isle for which she stands. She was after all, in her day, one of the finest princesses ever...

(Oh, and it also features a nymphomaniac scullery maid called Annie. Now where did I get that idea from...?)

Enjoy!

Grusha

Huge congrats on your great series, Grusha! And all those Recommended Reads! :worship: