With Young Cunts - Act Five, this saga, the "Silmarillion of Cunts" if you like, reaches its conclusion. Alison fans, beware - for in this act, as in the final chapter of Alison Goes to London, there is betrayal, tragedy, grief, love - as well as a whole load of filthy fucking. Two scenes, at opposite ends of the timeline, bookend Emma Jane Cuntslicker's history-making career as Principal of the Royal Academy of Fucking; her turbulent relationship with Hildegard Fotzenficker; and her final, bittersweet fuckship with Dr Richard Dick, perhaps the only person who ever truly loved her.
And so, who will you, in the final instance, agree with? Is it Cunts, who says, "See what a wonderful world! A fucking world, a world full of Pleasure, a world devoid of possessiveness or exploitation or jealousy"? Or is it Alison, who says, "Fuck loads. But love more"?
If you remember and love Cunts, Dick-Dick, Riley, Alison & Rob, and the other lovable fuckers of the original novel, don't miss this ambiquel. Really, you won't regret it...!
