I know the picture’s not exactly sexy, but the story is:
“replete with your usual wit, satire and innovative story telling. It was also funny as fuck! Excellent work.” (Piquet)
“fabulous” (techgoddess)
“This one had me in stitches!” (el_henke)
Oh, it’s also very cultured: like, Shakespeare ‘n’ shit. Have a shufti:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/typetalk