Quote by logoplasty
One of the best things I've done is use a cucumber. The long thinner ones that are usually shrink wrapped in plastic. Peel it and you've got an interesting double dildo. I also like sweet potatoes. You can peel and carve sweet potatoes into interesting shapes. You can do the same thing with a big piece of ginger (just make sure your partner is into feeling the inevitable burn).
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.