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Sexy Sentiments * What's your favorite?

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"Get off your lazy ass, and mow the frigging lawn."
Okay, that plucked MY heart-strings.

Quote by ArtAngel
"I have become comfortably numb" ...........Outro Solo
Ann Landers was once asked, "Do men make passes at girls, who wear glasses"?

Since it was in her newspaper column, Her answer was, "It all depends on their frames". Of course she really meant, "It all depends on their asses"!