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Birdie
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Only Tech gets to see muh butt.




Ummm... I didn't ask to see your butt....
techgoddess
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Quote by roccotool
Thanks for the idea, Birdie. Wanna do that, Tech?


Anything that involves YOUR HANDS on MY ASS gets my vote!!

Private Show - A man and his wife ditch a public performance in favor of a private one in this microfiction piece.

Perfectly Imperfect - where love and sex collide and a man knows his wife better than she knows herself.

The Naughty Babysitter - Part Three - Katie gives up control of her body.

Boardrooms & Boudoirs Part Fourteen - Chapters 53-56 - Grace deals with feeling out of sorts.
techgoddess
Tech Moddess AKA Danger Kat ;)
Quote by Lil_Birdie
Only Tech gets to see muh butt.




Ummm... I didn't ask to see your butt....


He musta misread your post....he's kinda shy....giggles....okay not really...LOL

Private Show - A man and his wife ditch a public performance in favor of a private one in this microfiction piece.

Perfectly Imperfect - where love and sex collide and a man knows his wife better than she knows herself.

The Naughty Babysitter - Part Three - Katie gives up control of her body.

Boardrooms & Boudoirs Part Fourteen - Chapters 53-56 - Grace deals with feeling out of sorts.
Guest
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I misread what plow said, and where he was looking, and what she said, and what he said, what she saw, what he saw, what they said, what they saw...

Uh, where are those nice female buns again?
Birdie
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Okay, you are forgiven. You have some of the best pics of female buns. Why don't you post some more? The farther down you scroll the less you see. We need some good ones for this end.
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Birdie
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Yeah, that'll work
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I'm not even an ass man, yet I don't need to see her front. And that surprises me.
Birdie
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You are not an ass man? You sure had me fooled! LOL
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Refer to the legendary Plow. I think he's an ass man.
Guest
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The Head Donkey of the DNC




There ya have it, folks.
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Oh, come on now. No political pics, please.
Guest
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Well, the French president said something about him being handsome and tanned, so I figured that meant sexy in some people's books. I mean, there is no accounting for some million's tastes!

Ok, don't want anyone disappointed that they did not come what they came for....












And best for last...
Zafia
Lush Legend
Quote by Chase
The Head Donkey of the DNC




There ya have it, folks.


What's gonna happen is you're gonna end up getting your ass kicked......

LMAO!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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well for gawdsake. get over it chase he's your new comander and chief. pull on your big boy panties and deal
Zafia
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I can help you with your big boy pants if you want?......

LMAO!!!!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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He is no one's CinC until Jan 20th. And from this day on, everytime somethings goes awry, I will do as others have for years and just mutter or exclaim, "Obama did it."

Thanks, Z, but if you are helping, well, I am not sure the elastic will stretch far enough...
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you say that a lot. Waiting on an assassination? What do you know that we don't?
Birdie
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DING!! To your corners! Now let's all play nice, okay?
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Chef - check your constitution (well, it's not in there, I guess) President Bush is still the CinC until 20 January. Obama is a citizen, well, a lame (very) senator until he relinquishes it and then he is only a citizen (with Secret Service protection.)

I am not espousing anything of a violent nature. We don't need any martyrs.
Zafia
Lush Legend
Quote by Chase
He is no one's CinC until Jan 20th. And from this day on, everytime somethings goes awry, I will do as others have for years and just mutter or exclaim, "Obama did it."

Thanks, Z, but if you are helping, well, I am not sure the elastic will stretch far enough...


You let me worry about that Chase dear......meanwhile let me start working on this duct tape I have here......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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I have complete confidence in everything coming out ok if you are handling things.

Ah, duct tape? I think I should have shaved.....
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Chef - check your constitution


I know all about that Chase. I did graduate high school. I just don't harp on such things.
Zafia
Lush Legend
Quote by Chase
Chef - check your constitution (well, it's not in there, I guess) President Bush is still the CinC until 20 January. Obama is a citizen, well, a lame (very) senator until he relinquishes it and then he is only a citizen (with Secret Service protection.)

I am not espousing anything of a violent nature. We don't need any martyrs.


Obama is our President Elect.....the end!

and you and I have a date on January 20 to celebrate his PRESIDENCY......unless you don't want to seeing that you maybe attending your GOP meetings and such.....LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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Sorry - my associates know they only have so many more times they can say "Bush did it" to me, so I kinda keep track of who the boss is. A lot of people are wondering about jobs, contracts, etc.

I dunno, Z. Similar to 1994 when the GOP reclaimed the House when that bunch of voters saw what they got with the Clintons in 92, I 'spect we might be busy making plans......but for you, I can probably skip a month or two of meetings.....k? Will there be pillow fights?

Hey, I livened up this thread, didn't I. And hit 200 posts. Any prizes Lush?
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I hear you get a free t-shirt. But you have to model it for us. with no bottoms on.
Zafia
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and the shirt says...."YES WE CAN".......and yes we can wait as you take your bottoms off.......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Birdie
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OMG Zaf!! I just laughed out loud at that one!!